Roxanne

insta: @roquesand she/her

[Roxanne @RockySand]

The thing that bothers me most about kazoos is that your mouth goes on the wider end. That’s just wrong.

[demi adejuyigbe @electrolemon]

kiss me my girl before i’m sick

[Roxanne @RockySand]

RETWEET

[Roxanne @RockySand]

@1followernodad Is he dressed as lord farquad what is happening

[Roxanne @RockySand]

It’s really weird that store is called Banana Republic, right?

[Roxanne @RockySand]

Me, warming up and out of breath during an aerial/pole class: 🥵
My Apple Watch: DING DING HAVE YOU EVEN STOOD UP TODAY, YOU SEDENTARY SLATE ROCK?

[Roxanne @RockySand]

Alone eating an egg sandwich with ketchup and asking myself if that’s normal and reminding myself to pay attention the next time I see someone eating an egg sandwich to see whether they use condiments so I know for next time. What do I think is gonna happen, I go to ketchup jail?

[Justin Morissette 👊🏻 @JustinMoris]

Rachel Zegler rules. She did a double-post Instagram dump over the weekend about how much she loved making Snow White. 40 photos, and Gal Gadot isn’t in any of them. Aspirational pettiness. A great actress, too.

[Roxanne @RockySand]

@imfleetwoodjack as long as they aren't referring to him specifically in Shallow Hal - full compliment

[Roxanne @RockySand]

@RaxKingIsDead I actually did not know this and am also shocked

[Roxanne @RockySand]

There really is no getting around Christmas being one of the most dismal days of the year for someone spending it alone, even when it’s a holiday you don’t observe. Every year, I think it’s going to be easier, and every year I forget that it’s not.

[Roxanne @RockySand]

@theashleyray Cannot understand how he is still working/still pal-ing around w/ Clooney without consequence to either of them

[Roxanne @RockySand]

@theashleyray Her clothes are nice, but I expect to see foreign children in rags so I called the cops.

[void @ghosts_hmu]

Adding my voice to the many asking @dropout to stop platforming Zionists. This is not a harmless difference of opinion; you are legitimizing supporters of a horrific genocide. Dropout has been upstanding about correcting mistakes in the past. It’s not too late to correct this one

[Roxanne @RockySand]

Give me my stupid berry flavored pouches. This next month I am going to be rough to be around or I am going to start smoking again idk which.

[Roxanne @RockySand]

The stupid little flavored nicotine pouches I’ve been using for the past few years instead of smoking are now illegal in California. Do you know what is still legal? Cigarettes.

[Andrea More @amore_orless]

My dog making me spend four thousand dollars

[Roxanne @RockySand]

@allstarbatmanny It’s just a month of Hinge, I’ve done it before and it hasn’t helped but what the hell, I’ve gotta do something I guess

[Roxanne @RockySand]

Paid for a dating app pray for me

[Roxanne @RockySand]

@allstarbatmanny 😂