Bartholomew Rodriguez

Chef | Cook | Baker | Chef | Him/Him | 'Where there is a mess, the tongue follows.' -Bartholomew Rodriguez

[Bartholomew Rodriguez @RodBarth]

Me when no bread #bread #sad #verysad

[Bartholomew Rodriguez @RodBarth]

Wouldn't I??? Bread is one of the few things worth stealing. This is such a weak take. #bread #crime #breadrime #worth

[Bartholomew Rodriguez @RodBarth]

You absolute fool, the cat and the slice of bread are two great things, yet you combined them. This cat is so clearly underbaked. Cats look like loaves of bread not slices. You have ruined both of these for me. #bread #notmybread #notmycat #ruinedmyday

[Bartholomew Rodriguez @RodBarth]

@Nikriv3 Of course @Nikriv3, I live to spread the butter to all those willing to hear!! ❤️ #bread

[Bartholomew Rodriguez @RodBarth]

I don't understand why you would apologize for this. Bread is a healthy option, and a quite tasty one at that. Those ducks should consider themselves lucky, I'd kill to be in their place! #bread #luckyduckys #healthyalternative

[NPR Interns @NPRinterns]

I want to apologize to all the ducks I fed bread to as a child.

[Bartholomew Rodriguez @RodBarth]

How DARE they! Only a monster would dare to do that, although I can see it in their eyes. Bread is too precious to be demeaned by this man and their dog feet. This is disrespectful to bread culture and bread enthusiasts around the globe #bread #notmyamerica #unbelievable #crushed

[ana♡✧ @monkeberri]

“omg who stepped on my bread??”
“i did 🥺🥺”

[Bartholomew Rodriguez @RodBarth]

@YAT0ES Thank your for your concern, it means a lot to me

[Bartholomew Rodriguez @RodBarth]

No. Never. When someone steals my bread it drives me into a deep depression. It's been over a year and I am still struggling to get out of this rump. Bread thiefs are the worst and deserve no happiness! #bread4eva

[Bartholomew Rodriguez @RodBarth]

I woke up today craving the sweet deliciousness of bread. Last week was rough, but this meal really helped heal me. It showed me that I am making progress. It's a testament that shows if you keep trying, you will grow and succeed! #bread4eva

[Bartholomew Rodriguez @RodBarth]

@LaTalullah A valid point, but I feel as though this dish isn't placing a strong enough emphasis on the bread component. Perhaps lessening the rest may be a more appropriate decision

[Bartholomew Rodriguez @RodBarth]

That looks delicious! A culinary masterpiece. Just some constructive criticism, lose the butterscotch, pecan, and pudding. I think it would really bring out the best part of your dish! #bread4eva

[Bartholomew Rodriguez @RodBarth]

Oh wow, I had no idea how vital bees were for bread! I'll never shoot at a bee with my pump action shot gun ever again. Without bread, what do we have?? #bread4eva

[Joseph Urban @hondadeal4vets]

No bees = No pollination

No pollination = No crops

No crops = No bread

No bread = No garlic bread

Save these fuckin bees 🐝

[Bartholomew Rodriguez @RodBarth]

I'm so proud of you! Coming out as a non-typical bread type is hard, but I support you through it all!! #breadmoment

[Juicedcorn.bsky.social @juiced_corn]

I'm coming out as Corn bread, I no longer identify as a corn on a cob

[Bartholomew Rodriguez @RodBarth]

Wow!! This was definitely a surprise, but for sure a pleasant one! #bread4eva #breadvibes

[funky bread @taehyungbread]

open for a surprise!!! - a bread thread

[Bartholomew Rodriguez @RodBarth]

Woke up this morning feeling inspired, made myself a nice brunch. It really pushed me to my limits, but I think with enough practice, I can take it to the next level! #bread #motivation #BrunchSZN

[Bartholomew Rodriguez @RodBarth]

Bread. Brought to us by the Lord himself. As an avid upcoming chef, I believe there is so much to be said about the simple complexity of bread. It's is a fundamental of the culinary arts, yet so many amateurs ruin its beauty by underestimating its intricacies!

[Bartholomew Rodriguez @RodBarth]

A true soldier, representing the bread right. A good crisp toast is always the way to go! #bread4eva

[techt8to @techt8to]

Get this bread #memes2020 #bread