Rod Dangler

Smell my finger.

[Rod Dangler @RodDangler]

ahh well, fuck all of you then.

[Rod Dangler @RodDangler]

Not having to rape some fat greek guy because the ''BOSS'' said so is also nice.

[Rod Dangler @RodDangler]

Showering and not getting raped is the best part.

[Rod Dangler @RodDangler]

I learned this trick in jail. You will need some butter, and a homosexual.

[Rod Dangler @RodDangler]

No one came to visit me in jail. One person wrote me. A million of you even decided to unfollow in absentia. What type of love is this?

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I am out. I am blessed. I am willing to be a better man. After tonight's drug-sex-fest that is.

[Rod Dangler @RodDangler]

Turns out 'parole violation' is a serious thing.

[Rod Dangler @RodDangler]

I am all for tossing the salad.

[Rod Dangler @RodDangler]

Trust me bro, having your asshole licked is amazing.

[Rod Dangler @RodDangler]

Pro Tip: Lure old people to your van with soup and a warm jersey.

[Rod Dangler @RodDangler]

Or a broom, some car washing liquid and a high pressure hose. RT"@CpzLqNsht: IF A DARK SKINN GIRL ASK U TO WASH HER BACK USE A MOP"

[CROUD @Thr3eGod]

FAT PEOPLE ONLY ATTRACTIVE TO OTHER FAT PEOPLE AND FLIES

[Rod Dangler @RodDangler]

Ever punched an 8 year old? They deserve it.

[Rod Dangler @RodDangler]

My sexual ability is in a wheelchair.

[Rod Dangler @RodDangler]

At what age did your 3rd ball develop? Mine, yesterday.

[Rod Dangler @RodDangler]

Your dad mounted your mom and *poof* here you are. Act accordingly.

[Rod Dangler @RodDangler]

I might hate you.

[Rod Dangler @RodDangler]

Hey @realDonaldTrump I really like your hat.

[Rod Dangler @RodDangler]

*goes through neighbors garbage*

[Rod Dangler @RodDangler]

SnowWhite sounds like a bit of a whore to me.