Bach5G

[Hunter Biden @HunterBiden]

Things most Americans agree on:

Groceries cost too much.

Tariffs suck and make no sense.

Congress and Presidents shouldn’t trade stocks.

The debt is a mess.

The border should be secure, but legal immigration is good.

Endless wars are stupid, especially ones that nobody wants and have never been explained.

Americans are exhausted.

AI is like my new best friend that also might be trying to take my job, my ability to think for myself, and my humanity in the process. Yo like I love you, but WTF, but I still love you.

Diversity is actually awesome! The opposite is boring AF.

Canadians are super fucking cool.

Mexicans are chill.

Putin isn’t a good guy looking out for America’s best interest. Rocky IV and Miracle are great movies.

Good neighbors are a blessing.

Freedom of religion and coexistence without having to blow each other up is probably a good idea.

We all question, are we alone in the universe?

We all fuck up along the way.

Epstein didn’t hang himself.

The Trumps and Epstein were best friends for decades. It’s like Bert trying to tell us Ernie was just an acquaintance in the same social scene on Sesame Street back in the day.

The Cowboys suck. Go Birds!

Things we’re told to fight about:

Me.
Laptop.
Vaccines.
Transgenders in sports.
Pronouns.

That’s the joke.

[Bach5G @RodEllard]

@MikeIsaac Exploding might not be the best verb here.

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@HunterBiden @AngelaBelcamino Angela Belcamino is a Nigerian living in Kazakhstan.

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@HunterBiden @JoeVargas Mr Vargas may be an early sufferer of Hunter Biden Derangement Syndrome.

[Bach5G @RodEllard]

@HunterBiden Come the moment, comes the man.

[Bach5G @RodEllard]

@Kasparov63 Very happy to see the Tkachuk bros and the Hughes bros go to Moscow.

[Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @NYCMayor]

Amazon sets the routes, the quotas, the uniforms, the cameras — and then tells workers they don't actually work for Amazon. Every delivery worker in this city should be able to afford to live here and have their rights respected.

Workers deserve better.

[Covie @covie_93]

How did jared kushner find the time to be corrupt in Albania when he was suppose to be leading peace negotiations with Iran???

[Bach5G @RodEllard]

@HunterBiden @Draven1683 Can you run in Maine?

[Bach5G @RodEllard]

@SoundDobad @HunterBiden Damn right.

[Bach5G @RodEllard]

@JacquieGourley It starts with leadership. Or lack of.

[Governor Newsom Press Office @GovPressOffice]

Make Black Lung Great Again

[Bach5G @RodEllard]

@funtomvids Has his nose grown?

[Bach5G @RodEllard]

@CodyLendonNS @ambr0ga The surprise comes when you get lost on the way home.

[Covie @covie_93]

I like that Hunter Biden is on Twitter doing this. For years Republicans have been telling their version of his story. Now he gets to tell his own story.

[Ron Filipkowski @RonFilipkowski]

It’s amazing Trump was able to book Lee Greenwood for his rally on such short notice. I figured he would be in the middle of a world tour.

[Bach5G @RodEllard]

@KarlDHarrison Taoism

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@JoyceWhiteVance And even then…

[Bach5G @RodEllard]

@KathaPollitt @JoyceCarolOates It grows into JK Rowling. Without the money.

[Bach5G @RodEllard]

@RockNRoLL_85 Dazed and confused.