Mr. Nobody

Why is it whenever there's a few dead villagers they always blame the monster?

#FIGHT_THE_FUTURE #NO_NWO #TAXATION_IS_THEFT #TAX_REVOLT

[Mr. Nobody @Rod_Leask]

@___brittanyxo @MikeTheNavyGuy1 Exactly!

[Mr. Nobody @Rod_Leask]

@hellodollyllama @TheMekon_Venus Yeah... she really didn't weight that much.

[Mr. Nobody @Rod_Leask]

@LiveFreeHoney Well... his account is gone 😆😆😆

[Ayse Hatun 🇹🇷 @Aysehatunfav]

Bu yaşıma kadar ben neden bunu öğrenmedim ki..

[Mr. Nobody @Rod_Leask]

@___brittanyxo

[IT Unprofessional @it_unprofession]

Our HR department just migrated all our mandatory compliance training to a new gamified learning management system.

I received an automated email stating I had 48 hours to complete a module on data privacy or my badge would be deactivated.

I logged into the portal and was greeted by a cartoon badger named Barnaby.

Barnaby told me I was about to embark on a security quest.

I'm 44 years old.

I don't want to go on a quest.

The first module was a video about phishing scams produced like a high-budget daytime soap opera.

The actors were inappropriately attractive for a simulated accounts payable department.

The main character, Chad, left his laptop open at a coffee shop while he ordered a matcha latte.

A guy in a black hoodie immediately sat down and downloaded the entire corporate mainframe to a USB drive in four seconds.

Then the video paused and asked me to identify Chad's critical mistake.

The multiple choice options were leaving the device unsecured, using public Wi-Fi, or failing to foster a culture of vigilance.

I clicked the first one.

Barnaby the badger popped up and told me I was technically correct, but I lacked a holistic security mindset.

He deducted 10 "synergy tokens" from my digital wallet.

I didn't even know I had a digital wallet.

The next scenario involved a complex ethical dilemma about accepting gifts from vendors.

A supplier offered the protagonist a branded corporate fleece.

The video framed this as the first step toward international corporate espionage.

I was asked if accepting the fleece was a violation of the anti-bribery statutes.

I clicked yes.

Barnaby congratulated me and awarded me a bronze digital badge of integrity.

I tried to fast-forward through the next video because it was 45 minutes long.

The player immediately froze and a warning message appeared saying Barnaby notices you are rushing.

The video restarted from the very beginning.

I sat there for 45 minutes watching a dramatization of password hygiene while staring blankly at my monitor.

At the end of the quest, I had to take a 50-question final exam.

One question asked how long a visitor badge is valid under the new global security matrix.

I guessed 24 hours.

Barnaby appeared with a sad face and told me it was 12 hours.

I failed the module with an 84 percent.

The passing grade was 85 percent.

Barnaby informed me that my quest must start over.

I considered throwing my company-issued laptop out the window.

Instead, I sent an email to HR asking for an extension.

I got an automated reply saying the HR representative was out of the office on a corporate wellness retreat.

I clicked replay on the video.

Chad is about to leave his laptop at the coffee shop again.

This time I hope the hacker deletes my employee profile entirely.

[Kitty Danger @KittyDanger69]

Cartoon Time, the one that started it all for a lot of us, The Perils of Penelope Pitstop. Along with Yvonne Craig's Batgirl is why we are how we are both guys who enjoy doing the tying and us gals who love being on the receiving end. #damselsindistress #penelopepitstop #bondage

[Mr. Nobody @Rod_Leask]

@PrairieVeteran @ThatCheerMomOfX 😆😆😆😆😆

[SweetMarie @Oceanbreeze473]

Bought this for my backyard. 200 ft of set up, doesn’t sound that bad. It says lazy so it must be easy. 😬

[Mr. Nobody @Rod_Leask]

@Oceanbreeze473 REALLY large calibre rifle 😆

[Mr. Nobody @Rod_Leask]

@horrormuseum @Droodog127 YES!

[Mr. Nobody @Rod_Leask]

@ThatCheerMomOfX I worked with a guy who left on his break and nobody ever saw him again 😆😆😆

[Mr. Nobody @Rod_Leask]

@BlondeBigot11 @PeterStefanovi2 Funny how a bunch of accounts here on X were all posting that Starmer was finished and resigning by the end of the week.
This was 3 weeks ago.
How can Starmer resign when he still has so much work left to do ruining England?

[Mr. Nobody @Rod_Leask]

@phat3lvis @Azariel91 Exactly this.
They're not immigrants or asylum seekers. They're invaders.

[Mr. Nobody @Rod_Leask]

@Amer1can_Barbie @sweetcarolinatv Never heard of her.

[W4LLB4NG3R2 @w4llb4ng3r2]

@UnkleHack69 They've basically got us on lock with regard to taxation... If you don't pay then men with guns will come and take you away to lock you into a concrete box.

They WILL fuck you over eventually

[Mr. Nobody @Rod_Leask]

@TheBuckYouWill

[Mr. Nobody @Rod_Leask]

@phat3lvis @DefiantLs This dude needs to be in landfill.

[Mr. Nobody @Rod_Leask]

@phat3lvis @EllSimonds And spray some Febreeze.
The stench of improperly wiped bum must be overwhelming.

[From the Land of Sky Blue Waters 🇺🇸 @HammsLager]

So "Pride Month" is in full effect.

As such, I think it's a great time to remember the sage words from the master, Norm Macdonald, and his thoughts Pride.