Andrew Dice Tray

Half human...Half Glitter...with a set of hips made for war.

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What if @elonmusk fell down the stairs into some urine soaked Russian bullets.?Would you care? https://t.co/uLlhUGJfG6 cum.soaked.front.blood.front.fart.

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Wouldn’t be funny if @elonmusk fell out of a Russian window in America…If you can’t handle me at my infanticide, you don’t deserve my funny side.

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@arcade_arcane How many breath mints equal a brushing of the teeth?

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@RonFilipkowski Shouldn’t fight bees with your face beforehand. It’s simple geology.

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@XPtoLevel3 No. Just no.

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@tomgreenlive Going to bed early is equally as lazy as sleeping in.

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@espnhomer Skip Bayless school of Twittering.

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@prattprattpratt With or without steroids you unwashed walnut?

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@espnhomer Tim Michels won the republican primary by so much. How many times has a republican won by so much in a primary? I say less than five. Yea, I know it helps to not be religiously disabled. But GUARANTEED. Michels is HISTORIC. Oh Baby.

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@VengerSatanis The title of your video should read “Sad fapsock that threatens local gaming shops is pathetic, again”.

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@rainnwilson Never moon a wild animal.

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@XPtoLevel3 Roll a one, pluck out an eyebrow hair.

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@NickAdamsinUSA @DailyLoud @Twitter Nick Adams is what happens when a guy thinks with his penis and then turns out to not have one.

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@espnhomer For every retweet baby Jesus will resurrect one bicycle crushed by a snowplow.

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@SmoothCat @tomgreenlive Dunno man…that sounds sooooooo made up. Don’t mess with The Flat And The Furious.

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@espnhomer @wisdisneydad @aaron_picard You’re welcome. Hope you have a super week.

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@espnhomer @wisdisneydad @aaron_picard That comment was a regret burrito wrapped in sadness with a drizzle of low self esteem sauce. No one has to bet for you to be wrong big-slam. Let it all out, you’re only sacred because competence is scary to the incompetent.

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@espnhomer @wisdisneydad @aaron_picard 50% is an F grade. Your opinions rapidly losing impact.

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Before PayPal…before Twitter… before his undescended testicle gained sentience…his real name is Leon Skum and now he such a horrible person chimpanzees use his name as the sign language word for urinary tract infections. #FuckMusk