Rodney Brewster

Tracy Wolfson

[Rodney Brewster @Rodbrewst3r]

Drake fans act like they have a period. Oh Drake said it’s a hot guy summer? Word sorry babe we gotta cut this off drizzy said we gotta be single

[Rodney Brewster @Rodbrewst3r]

Gonna start ripping the Rodney Brewster (jacking off in my car during my lunch break)

[Rodney Brewster @Rodbrewst3r]

@Reiker_Chutbag Pimp jizzlet

[Rodney Brewster @Rodbrewst3r]

If you use the punching bag in the gym fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you

[Rodney Brewster @Rodbrewst3r]

@aimeleonjohnny Bosh

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Hey AI can you please remove the heart emoji from Tom Brady’s phone keyboard?

[Rodney Brewster @Rodbrewst3r]

Fitness influencers on the internet be like “eat this ground chicken with a cumsock based sauce” and blame it on “optimal gains”

[Rodney Brewster @Rodbrewst3r]

Yeah so I’m gonna need someone to invent a way for me to download 3-3.5 hours of Instagram reels for my flight today

[Rodney Brewster @Rodbrewst3r]

@Reiker_Chutbag What could this possibly mean reiker

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There needs to be a B. B. King biopic immediately #movies #x

[Rodney Brewster @Rodbrewst3r]

If I could grow hair on my face like I can on my balls then I would probably have a beard

[Rodney Brewster @Rodbrewst3r]

Hey guys - Rodney here. I’ve returned from my short break to tell you all that if you are on a late night flight and you have on the reading light, there is a prime spot waiting for you in hell, and you deserve to be there

[Rodney Brewster @Rodbrewst3r]

@RobbyBerger It’s time for Bobbo to put those things in the fridge. Rookie hour

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Who else sitting in bed naked watching dez Bryant jump ball highlights rn

[Rodney Brewster @Rodbrewst3r]

to that chick in front of me in class full blown g-string shopping, you've got a massive set of balls on you. Personally, feels like more of an at home thing to me #phbl

[Rodney Brewster @Rodbrewst3r]

Is the Bobby fairways hole in one video the secret to male loneliness?

[Rodney Brewster @Rodbrewst3r]

#PHBL on the screen in the caps suite?

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@NFL did these refs smash cardi b too?

[Rodney Brewster @Rodbrewst3r]

@NFL what the fuck is going on in New Orleans. Reffing crew is just absolutely blowing it out there

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I’m like marlins man but instead I go to strip clubs during the day shift