ThomasCoyle

Chief Rodent Officer at the Ballycoyle Stables in Malton.

[ThomasCoyle @RodentOfficer]

@hollidayjp @howardkinder it will stop me being fucking kicked around the utility room.

[ThomasCoyle @RodentOfficer]

@hollidayjp @howardkinder Colyer said he would like a copy of that picture in his office so he can smile at it when he's got the shits.

[ThomasCoyle @RodentOfficer]

@howardkinder @hollidayjp yard brush in his hand!! FFS did you get a picture of that?

[ThomasCoyle @RodentOfficer]

That wanker @hollidayjp was crying at breakfast again. You want to do my job. I'm a 24/7 cat!

[ThomasCoyle @RodentOfficer]

@howardkinder @KaineWood and you can piss off you 4 eye twat. There's nowt wrong with my weight so jog on kitty

[ThomasCoyle @RodentOfficer]

That fat ba+tard @KaineWood was trying to do a light weight in the 1st at Wolves tonight.

[ThomasCoyle @RodentOfficer]

The lads in the yard heard there was a female driving the box to the gallops today. They got all excited. #wankers

[ThomasCoyle @RodentOfficer]

@hollidayjp @KaineWood @howardkinder you can f+ck off with the diet. I'm still faster than you over 100 yards.

[ThomasCoyle @RodentOfficer]

@KaineWood just make sure you feed me whilst that wanker @howardkinder is only holiday. The soft twat left me a box of food in the barn.

[ThomasCoyle @RodentOfficer]

F+cking hell @KaineWood was in today riding out the colt that became a gelding.

[ThomasCoyle @RodentOfficer]

FFS! The gaffer decided to ride out this morning!

[ThomasCoyle @RodentOfficer]

I've had a tough week but its Friday so I'm off on the piss....

[ThomasCoyle @RodentOfficer]

Got one or two fury friends on the manor so I whacked the ba~tards this morning.

[ThomasCoyle @RodentOfficer]

For fuck sake Max was riding out today.......

[ThomasCoyle @RodentOfficer]

Pool money is due. We've had a few winners so I'm expecting a right few quid....

[ThomasCoyle @RodentOfficer]

@hollidayjp how's it hanging you soft twat? Heard u had a wobble early doors. When you've been in active service like me u can live anywhere

[ThomasCoyle @RodentOfficer]

Blagged another 2 breakfasts for the 3rd day running. There are some right soft twats in the yard.

[ThomasCoyle @RodentOfficer]

@howardkinder @thomas_kinder would not last 5 mins in my yard, can't see him getting shit under his nails #topcat

[ThomasCoyle @RodentOfficer]

Took short today and ended up having a banging shit in one of the stables.

[Dougie Costello @DougieCostello]

Over the moon to ride @tonycoyleracing a winner @Southwell_Races
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