Uncle Two Nip Timmy

I identify as a Japanese candy bar

[Uncle Two Nip Timmy @RoderiqueTim]

@Cardinals can you guys do nipple clamps night for the tarps off crew.

[Uncle Two Nip Timmy @RoderiqueTim]

@Cardinals please go get an ace and revamp this pen. The boys can hit. Don’t blow this season away with bs rebuild excuses

[Uncle Two Nip Timmy @RoderiqueTim]

@STLSprtsCntrl @bschaeffer12 His arm was showing fatigue hahahaha.

[Uncle Two Nip Timmy @RoderiqueTim]

Rebuild is over. Suck it Mo @Cardinals

[Uncle Two Nip Timmy @RoderiqueTim]

@shinolastudio @Cardinals @CardsFarmNation This is unbelievable. Here we go again

[Uncle Two Nip Timmy @RoderiqueTim]

@PatMcAfeeShow @JeffPassan @JeffPassan pours his milk before cereal

[Uncle Two Nip Timmy @RoderiqueTim]

@lids MY WIFE SAID SHE CAN KEEP BUYING A NEW PAIR OF SHOES A WEEK BECAUSE I HAVE A HAT PROBLEM. HELP A BALD GUY OUT.

[Uncle Two Nip Timmy @RoderiqueTim]

@STLSprtsCntrl Letdown

[Uncle Two Nip Timmy @RoderiqueTim]

@The_Ryan_Shull Hell no

[Uncle Two Nip Timmy @RoderiqueTim]

My dad @sucktitsdoh says Scottie Scheffler having more wins since 22 than the @AZCardinals @Patriots @Panthers @ChicagoBears @Titans is the equivalent to the salad bar @rubytuesday. And he hates salada

[Uncle Two Nip Timmy @RoderiqueTim]

Irving might be the dumbest dude ever

[Uncle Two Nip Timmy @RoderiqueTim]

@SandyMac718 Dudes trash and this deadline showed it. Nobody wants sloppy seconds and its time for the birds front office to stop sucking his wanger

[Uncle Two Nip Timmy @RoderiqueTim]

@dgoold

[Uncle Two Nip Timmy @RoderiqueTim]

@Cardinals my beffy @22Shoeys really would like it if Miles doesn’t start tonight. I need all his concentration on driving

[Uncle Two Nip Timmy @RoderiqueTim]

@hen_ease @StellaBlueCoff Why is @Jerrythekid21 taking a page from @stoolpresidente on the tippys

[Uncle Two Nip Timmy @RoderiqueTim]

@SoundCTRLXYZ @TheParadoxBand1

[Uncle Two Nip Timmy @RoderiqueTim]

@nut_history Liked butt stuff

[Uncle Two Nip Timmy @RoderiqueTim]

@barstoolsports @golfgalaxy @RiggsBarstool come to yellowbatz Thursday off K and do a shoey with us after our wiffleball dub. I promise wed put @danabeers to shame @sucktitsdoh @22Shoeys

[Jim Hayes @RegionalTVCat]

Crowds at Busch stadium were noticeably louder and more energetic the last couple of games. A number of players noticed it and said they feed off of it. #STLCards

[Uncle Two Nip Timmy @RoderiqueTim]

@EndWokeness Thats a woman?