Heart

I am THEE King of Hell. That means I get to be nice to people for no good reason, cause there ain't no further up for me.

[Heart @RodgersSpencer]

I said I’d perform -a miracle- in front of an entire church last Sunday and I did. I went and checked out the largest mega church in the area. Pretty small actually, only about 500 people there. Got there just as the band set in. And I’ll tell you, they were pretty fucking good.

[Heart @RodgersSpencer]

🤟🖤😘☠️🦝🦝🦝🦝

[Heart @RodgersSpencer]

I’ve been running my own game store for the last year and a half. Number one rated in my whole county.

I said before I left that I was going to go get up to some shit. Well, I did.

[Heart @RodgersSpencer]

Someone accused me of doing it for myself. Be so for real. I trolled Mensa. I trolled GameStop. I trolled the weed industry. I trolled the trolls. It wasn’t funny then, but it’s funny now.

[Heart @RodgersSpencer]

Don’t get me wrong, I’m an intermediary. I have not succumbed to faith. I go to church to recruit, not worship. I joined a local men’s Bible study not for advice, so I may teach. I demanded to, and I showed all the way up when they told me they’d kill me if I fucked with them.

[Heart @RodgersSpencer]

Today, a Black pastor told me I had his permission to begin work to bring live events to a local community park he sits on the board for. The third seal is broke. My game store was ranked #1 in our county. We catch all types and prove diplomacy works best if you have fun.

[Heart @RodgersSpencer]

I wouldn’t have it any other way. Hell is delicious. I’m the happiest man alive. I have real supervillains to fight!

[Heart @RodgersSpencer]

I love you all.

[Heart @RodgersSpencer]

I said I’d perform -a miracle- in front of an entire church last Sunday and I did. I went and checked out the largest mega church in the area. Pretty small actually, only about 500 people there. Got there just as the band set in. And I’ll tell you, they were pretty fucking good.

[Heart @RodgersSpencer]

I’m sorry this wasn’t shorter. Fixing what is broken, fighting for people’s unity, was always going to be a big idea. But now, that’s your job. Make what I’ve said shorter. Go look at who I hung out with here. Take care of them. They’re good people. They taught me so much.