Was writing my McDavid 100 pt tweet and this kid gets his zoey 101st point in the process. Imagine if this machine played back when goalies wore pizza boxes as pads and were shitfaced in net? He’d have 25,000 career points. He is Sonic chili cheesedog disgusting at this sport
Alex Ovechkin. 600 friggin tucks. I need to wear a bathing suit when I watch him. 599 goals from his One-T spot, then that 1 slip n slide goal back in ‘06. I have a pair of sweatpants that are still wet from that. Put them in the dryer thousands of times, still soaked. Dripping