🇮🇱🇮🇷 Netanyahu:
"If we hadn't acted in time, Iran would already have had nuclear weapons."
The most patient nuclear weapon in history.
Always 6 months away.
For 34 years.
Marco Rubio 2 days ago: “Imagine if Iran funded the well-being of its people, rather than its military”
Trump today: “We can’t fund daycare or Medicaid, we need more money for our military”
Sometimes the jokes write themselves.
Joe Rogan: "Did you get Covid?"
Guest: "I got Covid like six times."
Rogan: "Of course you did, because you got vaccinated. The people who didn't get vaccinated got it once or twice."