🅰️very

@coasterchatpod

[brandon @whybuddypregnan]

shaq kenny charles and the whiteboy ernie

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

me and my 800 best friends all live in a big apartment complex together

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

I have a friend who I basically only say stuff like this with. He didn’t come to my wedding, but our friendship rolls on

[just business @OneWordPowerful]

Good art challenges its viewers.

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

*walking up to a blackjack dealer and flipping them a chip*

i wanna know my fortune

[Thomas White @len0killer]

Not eating so many Pringles nowadays. They need to win me over with a major ad campaign

[JOE GLEASON @J0EGLEAS0N]

Caleb’s audition song…

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

me and the boys are gonna go fuck up the storefronts of some small local businesses later if you wanted to tag along

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

siskel: the robots in pacific rim are large and they are in charge, i think this is one of the best movies about robots in the ocean of the year

ebert: were they in charge? the situation was chaos

[🅰️very @Rodmansmanager]

@29Coast Happy Birthday Coast

[Trill Withers @TylerIAm]

Boy they be losing 425k a month on bar rescue

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

The first World Cup that nobody attended

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

Earbud fell out of my hand in and into the darkness of the back patio. Found it on sound alone; it had bounced all the way beneath the umbrella stand

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

*talking to my coworker coming into work*

yeah im gonna go by Big J from now on, you know, switch things up a little haha

*my boss 20 minutes later*

I'm sorry Big J , we're going to have to let you go

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

i see a car driving by me with a dented bumper and i take out a little notepad from and write down the license plate number and i write "reckless" next to it and i underline reckless a few times

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

Spencer Pratt event with the Tenants of the Trees? Yeah… The Squirrels! This man is nuts! 😂😂😂 #OhComeOnNow

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

im eating a carrot and it tastes good so i can see why bugs bunny liked that but i also feel kind of restless and angry so i can see where some of his comments came from

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

super bowl performance this year is going to be george clooney telling a few short anecdotes about his life in southern europe, hes a class act

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

Television.

[Smiling Ghost @PhrygianWeaver]

The Bakersfield Sound was the G-funk of country music, and Buck Owens its Dr. Dre.