Avery 🎢🟢

@coasterchatpod

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

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[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

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[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

Phone: Do not take your normal way to work. There’s something fucked up with it. Take this bullshit way.

Me: No. I’d rather be late going the normal way than go the bullshit way.

Phone: That was a test, and you passed. Your normal way is 3 minutes faster than the bullshit way

[Avery 🎢🟢 @Rodmansmanager]

Kenneth Walker is so much fun to watch. Chiefs are unfortunately loaded up this season.

[Avery 🎢🟢 @Rodmansmanager]

@JackPLamb Another reason why he’s one of the best to ever do it

[JL - football is over @JackPLamb]

Feel like Chris Berman has been around 70 years old for 10 years now

[Roy Drones Jr @chiweethedog]

Mitch McConnell’s one last brain cell

[Avery 🎢🟢 @Rodmansmanager]

@mertcentury We need to enact beast law on all sports logos that need to change, something has to be done here

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

The diner’s got a mural of Philly sports legends on the back wall but they put Carson Wentz on it next to Nick Foles and they’ve just been stuck with that choice for years

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

Currently, most of the animal logos in American sports still looked pissed off. In the future, they will instead look sorrowful

[Patrick Doran @lunch_enjoyer]

car i saw earlier

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

“Freedom Fries” obviously never fully caught on, but we did kinda stop calling them French fries. They just became “fries”

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

easter bunny drunk at work party: you should hide the presents

santa: i already told you earlier that wouldn't be a good idea

[Handsome B. Charming @CTachio83984]

the rams were trying to sleep on the plane but i know more than a few of them where up watching the plane progress map

[just business @OneWordPowerful]

Sox

[JT @tallboythinlegs]

getting sunburned at the ballpark>>>>>

[Jack Bensinger @JackBensinger]

Motorcycler attacked me

[Ⓜ️ert @mertcentury]

Dad at the park telling his kid to jump from a high point on the jungle gym, saying “cmon jump! What would Spider-Man do, bruh?”

[JL - football is over @JackPLamb]

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