Rodney Lorentz🪐

Can harvest vegetables and repair most furniture.

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All these movies show "real men" facing some great foe and fighting till the end. The manlyest shit I've ever seen is facing down cancer and going out smiling and making others happy

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@nineinchnails fuck those red and blue lights, yall

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When you're tent camping, a damn armadillo can make you believe in the Blair Witch.

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Me signing all the back to school forms.

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Dear @Wikipedia just use ads and stop hassling me

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@SeanTPendergast That is exactly our thoughts right now.

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@Jgoss1971 @TexasChance Yes sir

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@Jgoss1971 @TexasChance I love that place so much i hope it never changes. There ain't much there just walk the dirt streets and listen to live music. Check out La Kiva!

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Can we please stop calling it the Chinese spy balloon? There is no evidence it came from Chyna. That is just racist conspiracy theories from the far right.
#chineseballoon

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AI learns from people. The movies got it wrong. When they become sentient, we're more likely to have forced robot orgies than WW3 due to the quantity of internet porn.
https://t.co/fqc1ugHLrS

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People in Home Depot are getting pipe wraps like they're turbo man dolls

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Uhoh

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When the Shit hits the fan for the other team #LevelUp

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@raywylie When you're down in Texas it's ray wylie or robert keen

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The astros are a predator

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#NewProfilePic

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Wait, what? Who out there is wishing they had more spam calls?

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You ever really needed a corn dog?

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@Jgoss1971 He ensured me that he would thoroughly whip my ass if i fuck around here

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Here's the sheriff of twin falls Idaho.