Rodney Stanger

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[Grug 🪨 @grugcapital]

I once dated a woman with BPD who threw a prosecco bottle at my head (I dodged that shit) and told me to get out, so naturally I prepared to vacate the premises but before I could she grabbed a knife and threatened to plunge it into her heart if I left. God I miss her.

[Hi @jake769ww]

I would hurt a fly

[𝐃𝐔𝐓𝐂𝐇 @pr0ud_americans]

Nothing like catching your first yellowtail just to watch the 'tax man' (that seal) swim off with it 😂

[Danny Gold @DGisSERIOUS]

The mistake is thinking that the World Cup is about soccer. It’s not. It’s about gathering a collection of the world’s greatest binge drinking goofballs and giving them a month to show us all their best.

[Mhiel @301pushups]

Open fart surgery

[LastBlackSpartan 👑 Nerd of all Trades @LastBLKSpartan]

Idk man, the Knicks winning feels good for the Culture, if that makes sense.

[episode one @E1podcast]

In 2019 I was hiking alone and my phone was dead but I swear to god I saw a Squidward

[Trace Adkins @TraceAdkins]

Sorry brother. Happy birthday. I totally forgot. We were over at Paul McCartney’s birthday party. That’s what happens when you share your birthday with a celebrity.

[boob dylan @BYUsupersoaker]

ordered a slice of apple pie at the comedy show tonight and when i was done the waiter said “another round?” and i sat there and thought about it genuinely for a minute until he goes “girl im kidding” i -

[Rodney Stanger @RodneyStanger_]

ACAB includes microcops

[Ichigo Niggasake @SomaKazima2]

Some words in the English dictionary just don't need to go together cause huh 😭😭😭😭

[𝗱𝗮𝗻𝗻𝘆🫧💚 @beyoncegarden]

the way she laughed in her face like that will forever have me in tears i’m sorry LMFAOOO😭😭😭

[ຸ @isorevived]

What was this nigga doing man

[Gyal Ripken Jr @BigBichote]

This would make me racist

[EA, ESQ. 🇳🇬 @f_ayee]

Bro the world cup being in various US cities is the most hilarious thing to ever exist 😂😂😂😂

[jimmydang @jimmer7201]

They shaking in they boots

[Emilk 🧟 @Emilk010]

when the joi lady randomly tells you to go kill your parents

[Cuck Liddell @c0ck_l3snar]

this is what happens when you let the white boy speak a little Spanish