Rodney Carter

Dad life is the best life.

[Punch Cat @PunchingCat]

“sorry i can’t come out, i have plans”

the plans:

[Rodney Carter @Rodney_Carter12]

You might be the sweetest peach on the tree, but some people just don't like peaches

[Fritos @OfficialFritos]

Stop saying we smell like DOG PAWS we’re trying to sell chips here

[Rodney Carter @Rodney_Carter12]

@TTouchDowns Skills lol

[Rodney Carter @Rodney_Carter12]

@carrico_tyler @ftyler42 I feel attacked

[Rodney Carter @Rodney_Carter12]

My girls sense of humor isn't nowhere near as dark and fucked up as mine, but I'm still going to laugh at all the shitty memes she shows me because I love that PG-13 rated mf

[Rodney Carter @Rodney_Carter12]

@skyywallacee Soooo good!

[Rodney Carter @Rodney_Carter12]

They say that love is forever,
Your forever is all that I need

[Rodney Carter @Rodney_Carter12]

@theORIGINALJama 🤷🏻‍♂️🤷🏻‍♂️😂

[Rodney Carter @Rodney_Carter12]

@Stevie_02 Skip that one, the rest are super good 😂😂😂

[Rodney Carter @Rodney_Carter12]

Count your blessings

[Rodney Carter @Rodney_Carter12]

I can't drown my demons, they know how to swim

[Rodney Carter @Rodney_Carter12]

@_taylordrakee Mf... you are gay 😂

[Rodney Carter @Rodney_Carter12]

Smile, you'll survive

[Rodney Carter @Rodney_Carter12]

The difference between medicine and poison is the dose

[Rodney Carter @Rodney_Carter12]

Who knew evil girls had the prettiest face

[Rodney Carter @Rodney_Carter12]

@ashley_E_morris Roll tide 🍻🍻