David Rodnitzky

Founder of @3QDigital. 21+ years in SEM and digital media. Big fan of the Iowa Hawkeyes.

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@farmerfouch Starlink

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2/2: She asks "How can I help you?" I answer: "I need help with my trip - can I give you the trip ID?" Agent: "Our system is down right now, can you call back in two to four hours?" You ask me for my info twice and only then tell me that you have no ability to help? #idiotsrule

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1/2: I called @Chase for an issue with travel booked on a Chase credit card. Automated system: Please enter your card number, please enter your zip code. Entered and 30 seconds later live agent comes on: "please provide your card number, please provide your zip code." I provide

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@JohnAndrewOwen Martech is a necessary evil so there will always be buyers. But it is also fiercely competitive and can see a lot of margin compression over time.

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@PatHarty @HawkeyeFootball Based on the performance of the 4 star OLs this year, i see no evidence that Proctor would get better if he came to Iowa.

Gone are the days of Reece Morgan and Chris Doyle.

[Super 70s Sports @Super70sSports]

Today in 1980, Howard Cosell informs a stunned Monday Night Football audience that John Lennon has been shot dead in New York City. It’s been 42 years now, somehow, and this is still hard for me to watch.

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@RaquelHirsch Bots talking to bots!

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ChatGPT did not write this. Or did it? 🤨

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@asanwal

[80s Sports N Stuff @80sSportsNStuff]

This hurt all of our GPAs, but it was worth it…

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@Hlas @BlairRIVALS You'd better be pretty confident of your ability to make money off football to leave Harvard or Yale without a degree!

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@TylerKluver @TylerBarnesIOWA Running the pole cat on every down would probably have produced more points this year.

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Hey @elonmusk, here's how to make money on Twitter. You can thank me later.

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[The Tonight Show @FallonTonight]

James Austin Johnson sings “Jingle Bells” as Bob Dylan through the decades. #FallonTonight

[Khai @ThamKhaiMeng]

This is incredible as it is, but it's even better in slow motion. 😳

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When you create a video for one client and you're too lazy to refilm it for the new client!

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@PatHarty Shh! Don't tell anyone

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5/75

I don't really have 75 tweets about this. Sorry if I disappointed you.

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Until this week I had never heard of FTX.

Want to know how I did it?

Read this totally unnecessary thread (1/75)

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4/75

Insert clever comment about @elonmusk here