Rodrick Heffley (but not really)

“The longer you’re not running the closer I get” -The Vold

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Strange cat.

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@BryceAn39913200 @rodrick_heffely I’m out here breathing

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@BryceAn39913200 @rodrick_heffely What’s up boys

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I’m selling the van for $200 and lower
DM me if your interested

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@bathing_in_rice

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@AlexAruda_ Fuck you little bitch I do not

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Greg has gotten seven eggs stuck up his ass

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@FranklinHeffley Dad how do I delete my search history..?

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I’m looking pretty fly for a guy with all of five hairs on my head

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This is me

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I’ve been watching anime as of recently, and I can feel myself slipping further and further into the void

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The lore thickens

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@thymerkanary Unfunny pooassnigga
Delete your Twitter

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sup my niggas, I’m back from the death camp, what did I miss..?

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@wimpykidmovie what do you think of all the wimpy kid accounts

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The Löded Diper van was taken by Manny to the ice cream

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@WimpyKidFact Good

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