My mom got the worst timing. She FaceTime me right when I just started beating my shit. I gotta answer too, momma don’t play that.
Me: Hey ma
Her: Uh uhn. Ain’t no hey ma. Wtf I tell you about beating that fucking dick in my house.
Me: what? I’m not even-
Her: stop fucking lying. I can hear you, Yk these project walls thin asf
Me: …
Her: Don’t stop now. Since you wanna be a lil nasty ass nigga stroke that dick to this phat ass.
Me: Ma you for real right now?
Her: Do it look like I’m playing? Pull the camera down and let me you see you tug on that big ass dick
Her: That’s what I thought. You like ts don’t you? You bet not hang up either.