Rodrigo Cocotle

The kombucha mushroom people sitting around all day.

[Rodrigo Cocotle @RodrigoCocotle]

Hay tanto porno en Twitter que algún día se me ira un like en alguna mamada.

[César S. @csbuelot]

@pep_mtz @fantasmasuarez oigan @cicej_ aquí un PAYASO que agrede a una aficionada bajo el delito de RACISMO @FiscaliaJal donde el Ing. Ulises Fernando Bernal Miramontes, credencial del Inst. Nac. Electoral 0625073729932, @FGRMexico ...Provocación Pública, Artículo 142 del Código Penal de Jalisco

[Pep Mtz @pep_mtz]

@fantasmasuarez Presidente del Colegio de ingenieros topógrafos de Jalisco...

[Rodrigo Cocotle @RodrigoCocotle]

A caray yo pende que era un flash light de esos que venden en ali express en la sección de gordos cachondos

[Cartoons On The Moon @CartoonsOTMoon]

Cinépolis ha revelado su vaso de Supergirl

[Brickell Finance Guy @IronChestCap]

me with the SpaceX cafeteria lady after she becomes a billionaire from the IPO

[Rodrigo Cocotle @RodrigoCocotle]

@Aeromexico

[Rodrigo Cocotle @RodrigoCocotle]

Cringe

[El CondeNado @elconde_nad0]

Menciona algo que le haya dado México al mundo

[Rodrigo Cocotle @RodrigoCocotle]

@cristiancrespoj Cuando El mundial sea en Cuba nos enseñas como se hace

[Rodrigo Cocotle @RodrigoCocotle]

@FxKewl Sii y por eso van a ser su liquidez

[Rodrigo Cocotle @RodrigoCocotle]

Sii celebren y compren el ipo, pero ignoren que las élites 🧃 odian al autista al mando de space x

[Cointelegraph @Cointelegraph]

🔥 MASSIVE:
The largest IPO in history just went public holding over 18,700 Bitcoin on its balance sheet. Corporate BTC adoption has entered another league.

[Rodrigo Cocotle @RodrigoCocotle]

Me llaman loco pero a donde volteas ves las señales del diablo metiche

[Dimitri Revolt @reality_revolt_]

They turned the world into one giant altar and you’re unconsciously participating in their ritual. We have satanic singers performing alongside Masonic athletes in massive modern arenas. Nothing has really changed, the ancient temples where humans were sacrificed to false gods have simply evolved into today’s stadiums. The sacrifices are now metaphorical but they are just as real. The mascots you adore are the same ancient demons, rebranded to look cute and harmless and every time you cheer, consume, and obsess over them, you re willingly let them possess you. From country to country, the trending culture is the same cult with different masks. The only real truth lies outside the system. Deprogram yourself, watch my Series https://t.co/VvDf4qP8aJ

[Rodrigo Cocotle @RodrigoCocotle]

Este morro se va a quedar sin chamba y va a terminar poniendo a sus ex mandos con el narco

[B 🇵🇸 @Beidalulu]

@MerGarza Este comentario está en el video de IG
@SEMAR_mx

[Milenio @Milenio]

🔴 Denuncian a fanáticos de la selección mexicana que retiraron lonas con las fotos de personas desaparecidas en el Ángel de la Independencia para cubrirse de la lluvia durante los festejos por el triunfo de México 2-0 ante Sudáfrica

📹 Vía Jaky Palmeros, lideresa del colectivo Una Luz en el Camino

[Rodrigo Cocotle @RodrigoCocotle]

Jajajaja este man se llenó con las canastas de totopos y la salsa 😆

[NOBUNAGA🇯🇵🏯_夏樹蒼依 @japan_nobunaga]

USA. A Mexican restaurant. We had not yet ordered anything, and the food was already arriving.

Chips. Salsa. Unrequested. Free.

I stopped the waiter. "We have not earned these."

"They just come with the table, man."

They come with the TABLE. In my land, hospitality is a debt. Every gift creates an obligation, weighed carefully, returned in the proper season with interest of feeling. Here, the gift arrives before you have even proven you can pay for dinner.

This is not an appetizer. This is a declaration: we trust you. Eat.

I ate with the gravity the moment deserved. And then — I must report this calmly — the basket emptied, and a new one appeared.

"Did we…?"

"Refill," the waiter said. "It's bottomless."

Bottomless. They have wells of salsa. The supply lines of this nation are beyond anything my ancestors imagined.

My friend warned me. "Don't fill up on chips, dude."

Too late. I had accepted three baskets. Honor demanded each one be finished — an unfinished gift is an insult. By the time my actual food arrived, I was a ruined man.

I was not hungry. I was not comfortable. I had been defeated by a courtesy.

Generosity that arrives before the request cannot be repaid. It can only be survived.

I know the rule now. I have made my peace with the basket. One basket. Two at the most.

Who am I deceiving. There is no number of baskets I would refuse. The trust of a nation is in that salsa, and I intend to honor all of it.

[Marino *Grumpy Honey Badger* @free_marine]

Aún no puedo creer que mi mayor post aquí fue el de los dorilocos y que dije que el mundo iba a enloquecer aquí en el mundial y se iban a arder los argentinos.

Gracias argentherians por darme completamente la razón. Mugrosos envidiosos.

[Rodrigo Cocotle @RodrigoCocotle]

@cguerreromtz Al que le están agarrando la pierna no gasto ni un peso, puro pago en especie

[El Estanque News @clipsreviews9]

🚨ALEX EL CAPO HUMILLADO🚨

El creador de God of War arremete contra Alex el Capo después de que este criticase su gestión del videojuego

"Imbécil de mierda"

[Peñargrol @CAPArgento__]

los mexicanos cantaron olé al minuto 1', cielito lindo al minuto 10' y ahora silban a sus jugadores ganando 1-0.

son los peores hinchas de la historia

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

New look at FromSoftware's ‘DUSKBLOODS’ game.

[Rodrigo Cocotle @RodrigoCocotle]

@soyElecoloco A ustedes les sorprende pero la canción "sapito" es una clara representación de Baël, primer rey del infierno

[Rodrigo Cocotle @RodrigoCocotle]

Pues que nadie vio a los chingados labubus?? Son la representación de pazuzu