Marcus Rodrigue

Copywriter. Escaped journalist. Frequent nerd. Football, food, beer (preferably all at once). @LSU alum. If it ends in “-core,” I probably listen to it.

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Successfully tricked @marissaguedry into marrying me

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@Woodall8Sarah We finally did it

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Pawl I call him Failin’ DeBoer

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A-mud-Ra St. Brown
David Mud-gomery
Jahmyr Kipps

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Look man when your team is consistently not ready for big moments and is undisciplined… who do you want me to blame except the coach

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Breaking a six-month streak of not posting to say: Wardell Stephen Curry II

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@pulsesVA Baton Rouge, Louisiana, at Chelsea’s Live

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@BenjaminSolak Gen 3 is absolutely goated. The vibrancy of the graphics, the extremely diverse terrain, the introduction of abilities and double battles, the Littleroot Town theme, *Solak shouting voice* SWAMPERT! METAGROSS! SALAMENCE! RAYQUAZA!!!

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Idk man this is absolutely hysterical. My team isn’t going anywhere for a while so sign me up for this every February

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I'm not sure I can watch Kyle Shanahan in another Super Bowl. Too painful

• SB LI (Falcons OC): Blew a 28-3 lead (Largest blown lead in SB history)
• SB 54: Blew a 10-point lead in 4th quarter (2nd-largest blown lead)
• SB 58: Blew a 10-point lead (2nd-largest blown lead)

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@Mario_E_Jerez @snowlikejonn Got a good one! Hold the Mario!

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Lions fans rn

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48* absolutely hilarious

The most-hated Saints team of all time put almost 50 on the Falcons

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We dropped 40 on Atlanta to end their season. Maybe this whole season was worth it after all

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The committee said out loud on national TV in front of everybody that only certain games matter, only certain teams matter, only certain players matter. Another harrowing reminder that college football is a TV product, not a sport.

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Football is so back

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LSU coaches got absolutely PUNKED out of halftime

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Not my football team consistently failing to execute basic plays in key moments and losing because of it

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I regret to inform the TL that I am once again an annoying, slightly buzzed Tigers fan. Prepare yourself accordingly

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Absolutely charmed by the idea of Choppa buying my groceries at Da Rouse

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When it’s Week 1 and Pete Carmichael is still calling an offense with no pre-snap motion

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A writer learns the hard way that "I Think You Should Leave" seems to have a degenerative effect on the language of men who grew up learning to communicate and connect through Super Bad and Anchorman sound bites https://t.co/nhma8ZxvVw