Rodriguez Fruitbat

Screenwriter / Filmmaker / HorrorFan /Mermaniac I once was rock bottom, but now I’ve washed up. 🎃 #amwritinghorror 🎃

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MERMANIAC

An alcoholic merman goes on a rampage when a resort town prepares for a lakeside bikini contest.

#ScreenPit #HoCo #Fea #CFin #SRV

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@TimNorthburg @AnFarzin @KaydenTokarski @scriptcat @DannyManus @SAROVICTOR11 @VivienJastrzeb @BogeyGuyC @ThisisKaia @FrankHays12 @maximum_z @Jameskingkingy @BenJohnson2018 @spyderdobro Thanks Tim! What a great group to be included in. I do miss all my amazing connections on here.

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@HydeTheWriter

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As my Twitter profile gasps its last dying breaths, I leave screenwriting wisdom:

- Horror scripts = 93 pages
- More sparkly in Act 2
- Always include “You just don’t get it, do you?”
- Use “…” everywhere
- intro villains as “hot but don’t know it”
- post some dog pix

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@LedinTim The wheel of spam keep a turnin’

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The universe is shouting at me “you have no future in writing” but my secret weapon is an inability to pay attention.

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@LedinTim You probably just missed my tweet amongst the flood of sponsored posts.

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@JocelynPalmer92 Now you’re just describing me…HooHooowaahahah.

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@Derrick_Sco They fight dirty

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Screenwriting was fun, but maybe I should switch to tweeting pithy commentary on trying to break into the gardening scene instead.

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Book review of my new novel:

“It’s really raunchy. I’m surprised by how raunchy it is.” - my father in law

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@CreatingWithInk Ooh, that is a solid list! Does wishful thinking fit in anywhere?

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Which is a better strategy to sell more books - a targeted online advertising campaign, or a well-timed miracle?

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@LedinTim The future of cinema is taking shape before our very eyes

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I should just write something commercial. Like a Christmas romantic comedy starring a quirky dog who is a detective or something.

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@Thomas87520559 This looks like it was fun to write!

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@aggiebrett We have to celebrate our achievements, no matter how small