Roelf Matlala

A creative,in and out

[Roelf Matlala @RoelfMatlala]

@kaMalambule Does it make you laugh? I don't understand

[Roelf Matlala @RoelfMatlala]

Tonight at midnight, the 729 days of the 21 days lockdown officially end.

[Roelf Matlala @RoelfMatlala]

Most local shops collapsed in the past just after adding "And son" to the original name. Maleba "AND SON" trading store? That's it, gone.

[Caroline @Carolinerathabe]

"Please call Mokone"
Osa itheta o sena airtime?

[Roelf Matlala @RoelfMatlala]

@Iamsimt It's a sad state of affairs really

[Roelf Matlala @RoelfMatlala]

According to economists our population is growing faster than our economy. I blame sex not Covid 19.

[Roelf Matlala @RoelfMatlala]

You tell I tell. You can't fail to keep your own secrets and expect me to keep them secret.

[Roelf Matlala @RoelfMatlala]

@tlhogism1 😂😂😂 I'm a realist

[Roelf Matlala @RoelfMatlala]

All this vaccine reluctance would disappear if these companies could just say Covid vaccine helps men to be powerful in bed and women to lose weight.

[#NativeOfBelaBela @tsheko2020]

Thought i had a bad day Until i saw this this gentleman 😂😂😂😂😂

[Roelf Matlala @RoelfMatlala]

@DavidMVM @RMBCIB Happy birthday chairman. Hooorrraaayyy

[Soccerzela @soccerzela]

SOCCERZELA AIRTIME GIVEAWAY!

If Bafana Bafana qualify for the upcoming AFCON, we'll give 3 random followers airtime vouchers! (RSA networks only).

How to enter?

1. Make sure you follow @soccerzela
2. RT this post.

Winners to be announced at 22:00 tonight.

#Soccerzela

[Roelf Matlala @RoelfMatlala]

@OBK_Kwena In short they are saying you can part take in a weekend of total debauchery, we've got you covered?😃😃😃😃

[Roelf Matlala @RoelfMatlala]

These companies that make roll ons that last 72 hours, do they expect us to stay that long with taking a bath?

[Roelf Matlala @RoelfMatlala]

@Pal3sa1 😂😂😂😂

[Roelf Matlala @RoelfMatlala]

Yoh, people are leaving without permission, all over. Bushiri left South Africa, ubaba left Zondo commission.... without permission.

[Roelf Matlala @RoelfMatlala]

If only Katlego understood the importance of the phrase "You have the right to remain silent"

[Azanian Prince @AFRO_AZANIAN]

You gotta admit South Africa is unmatched.. The way we make a way and normalize anything 😂..
No breakpads #prayforphora #Rakgadi

[Roelf Matlala @RoelfMatlala]

@Tillytiny1 @CyrilRamaphosa 😁😁😁😁😁