Jorden Roesch

Death smiles at all of us, all a man can do is smile back.

[Jorden Roesch @Roesch17]

@Tslachan Can 12 people please use my code...

Use my referral link to buy a Tesla and get up to $650 off and 3 months of Full Self-Driving Capability. https://t.co/Z8LGm0qh8W

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

@kylaschwaberow Yes, this makes no sense. FSD drives slowly through neighborhood streets and this was a high speed crash!

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

Tesla has just officially confirmed that the driver of the Model 3 that crashed into a home in Texas manually overrode the vehicle's self-driving system by pressing the accelerator pedal.

The vehicle struck the home at 73 mph. A lot of mainstream media wrongly mislead people into thinking that it was the vehicles fault.

Case closed.

[Sawyer Merritt @SawyerMerritt]

Shame on every media outlets that inaccurately portrayed this as Tesla’s fault, misleading the public and damaging the company’s reputation in the process.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

BREAKING: New Hampshire’s first transgender elected Rep., Stacie Laughton (D), sentenced to 33 YEARS in prison for the s*xual exploitation of children.

[Matt Van Swol @mattvanswol]

EVERY FUCKING PERSON WHO HAS BEEN SCREAMING ABOUT THE EPSTEIN FILES FOR MONTHS...

...IS DEAD FUCKING SILENT ABOUT A QUARTER-OF-A-MILLION WHITE GIRLS BEING GANG RAPED BY MUSLIMS!!!

I DON'T GIVE A DAMN ABOUT WHAT ANY OF YOU FUCKING PEOPLE HAVE TO SAY EVER AGAIN!!!!!!

[ego death @this_Just_in89]

incredible

[Canada Proud @WeAreCanProud]

"I created the most homeless drug addicts!"

"No, I created the most homeless drug addicts!"

[Nathan Cooke @CelticAshes]

Canada has completely lost its fucking mind. 🇨🇦

[Sarah @sarahtexe]

The people who created 40 Trillion in debt are angry that Elon Musk created 1 Trillion in wealth.

[Ben DiFrancesco @BenDiFrancesco]

Elon Musk is now worth $1.3 Trillion dollars and he's using it to build a sustainable economy in space. What a waste. If that money was given to the government instead, we could build 4.5 miles of high speed rail 20 years from now.

[The Real Mr Bench @therealmrbench]

Fans at UFC 250 acted with class.

They proudly sang O Canada for Aiemann Zahabi.

Meanwhile, the “Elbows Up” crowd at the FIFA World Cup game in Toronto booed the U.S. anthem.

One side acted petty.

The other showed respect.

That says a lot. 🇨🇦🇺🇸

[unusual_whales @unusual_whales]

Elon Musk says SpaceX could bring $1 trillion in revenue by 2030

[The Mossad: Satirical and Awesome @TheMossadIL]

They'll tell you that the Mossad infiltrated Grok's knowledge base, but what really happened is we went back in time and changed everything.

[Christy 💕 @Christy4Change]

Same man who told you to boycott America.

Wake up fucking idiots.

[Benny Johnson @bennyjohnson]

After Tim Walz said this:

-Tesla is up 80%
-SpaceX went public
-Elon Musk has become a trillionaire.

Thoughts and prayers to Tim in this tough time 🤣

[Geiger Capital @Geiger_Capital]

Elon employs ~160,000 Americans and in one morning created thousands of millionaires…

You have done nothing for America.

[Movie Magic @marcel_aromeh]

Best line ever “does your dad know you do this?” 😂😂😂

[Inevitable West @Inevitablewest]

🚨BREAKING: Sir Malcolm Walker, founder of Iceland supermarket, has come out to say "two-tier policing exists," revealing police arrived instantly to one of his stores after a fake accusation of racism, but didn't attend when staff were seriously hurt by shoplifters

Shocking.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

The car that used to be in my garage is currently in an Earth-Mars elliptical orbit and will be there for at least 10 million years

[Tesla @Tesla]

"My car also has FSD"