Roflixer

16. he/him. 🍉. proud left winger and u2 hater.
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[Roflixer @Roflixer]

IVE JUST GOT A GIRLFRIEND

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@GETWH4CKED Theyre so based thats completely understandable

[Roflixer @Roflixer]

@2much_Ena EXACTLY!!!!

[Roflixer @Roflixer]

I dont like being a foot taller than my moots. Why am I this tall

[Roflixer @Roflixer]

@energysaveron Nice!!!!!

[Roflixer @Roflixer]

@MUFCBLADEE @OrganizerMemes ✌️

[Roflixer @Roflixer]

Heat so bad put the met office's notifications on

[Roflixer @Roflixer]

@MADC0WZ You and me both ✌️

[Roflixer @Roflixer]

I walked out of my room, onto the landing and it legit feels like a toaster. What.

[Pop Base @PopBase]

Today has become the hottest June day in British recorded history with a high of 37.3°C

The previous 50-year record was broken Wednesday with a high of 36.1°C, then again yesterday with 36.7°C, and now broken again today.

[alexi ᛏ 🇸🇪 @weepingrein]

coughing baby vs collision of two black holes

[Adam New @AdamNew85]

That 21 degrees on Sunday is gonna hit like crack.

[dan @bierkonceagain]

Not good but this storm is what is getting rid of the heatwave so, out of only bad options, I vote for the massive UK-spanning thunderstorm

[anna🦈 @lvrschaeng]

there’s a light at the end of the tunnel

[n 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇨🇩🇨🇻🇨🇼🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @neptunestardust]

bring back the england I used to know

[Roflixer @Roflixer]

I hate it when I feel something crawl on my leg so i jump up and look and its literally just my leg hairs standing up for no reason

[Georgina Hollifield 💚 @sp4rkl3jumpr0p3]

Ha ha very funny

Anyway, if you become PM will you stop the UK selling arms to Israel?

[Becky Taylor-Gill @beckytaylorgill]

Magnum isn’t an ice lolly it’s an ice cream this country has gone to the dogs

[Lord Sugar @Lord_Sugar]

Don't know

[D r e a m k i d @dreamkid83]

Some fun activities to do in the UK heatwave

1. Curl up in a ball on the floor and cry

2. Go outside in your underpants, stand in the street and shout aggressively for absolutely no reason then come back inside and cry

3. Take a nap in a pool of your own sweat and have fever dreams about a non-existent appliance in the UK called an air-conditioner then wake up and cry