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Instead of sending out emails to fans about ‘height discrimination’ or tweets about how many times you say ‘Siuuuuuu!’ how about you sign a fucking midfielder you useless twats
@AldiUK whilst I appreciate your efforts to reduce plastic waste wouldn’t it be better to find a replacement for the plastic fork in your eat & go noodle salads rather than just remove it. Have you tried eating a noodle salad without utensils of some description???
After sweating you’re nuts off all week and looking at the sun shining in the sky. There’s nothing better ................than my wife wanting to go bastard clothes shopping 😳
@sainsburys Quote of the week “Oh am I blocking your drive”. A whole road to park on and he parks over two drives. Wouldn’t mind but he wasn’t even delivering to us
@TheBeerHawk you need a better courier @YodelOnline is a joke. I checked my delivery yesterday evening to get a message saying contact us we can’t find your address. Can’t be arsed more like. When I contacted @YodelOnline I got told there’s a problem and to contact you 🤷🏻♂️
@beerhawk you need a better courier @YodelOnline is a joke. Just checked my delivery to get a Mars sage saying contact us we can’t find your address. Can’t be arsed more like. When I contacted @YodelOnline I get a recorded service me there’s a problem and to contact you 🤷🏻♂️