Roger Stillion

I'm a big deal in Shadyside

[Roger Stillion @RogStillion]

@karson2324 I’m been watching porn that way for awhile. Game changer.

[Nihilist Arby's @nihilist_arbys]

Happy earth day to you
Happy earth day to you
You woke up in an Arby’s
And you’re covered in blood

Please continue to enjoy Arby’s

[Clue Heywood @ClueHeywood]

Why do these figure skaters always use lame orchestral music, have none of them heard Santeria by Sublime

[Ben Koo @bkoo]

What do we think the backstory is for the whistling Corona Christmas guy?

Married? Divorced? Retired?

Who is this man?

[Mina Kimes @minakimes]

Fox going to break after a Jags touchdown with Limp Bizkit is peak Jacksonville. Duval might be back yall.

[Karson @karson2324]

It doesn’t

[Justin Wolfers @JustinWolfers]

Real Capitalism™ is the President telling an individual corporation how to set its prices.

[Roger Stillion @RogStillion]

@PeeneyTodd I prefer moving pictures

[demon peen @PeeneyTodd]

You win Civilization VII by being the first society to develop the vape

[Roger Stillion @RogStillion]

@AVFC_Columbus Olentangy tomorrow?

[Roger Stillion @RogStillion]

Let him wack

[Karson @karson2324]

He’s what now?

[Karson @karson2324]

Elon! Please get politics off this app. I only want to see porn & horrific drone strike footage! Thanks 🙏

[Roger Stillion @RogStillion]

Crank and Crank 2: High Voltage back to back on Cinemax

Perfect

[Taylor Doll @TayDoll1010xl]

Outside of Jameis content this was the funniest thing on twitter today

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

First look at ‘THE ACCOUNTANT 2’

In theaters on April 25.

[Brett Kollmann @BrettKollmann]

The first coach in NFL history to defeat Trent Baalke.

Liam al Gaib

[Pat Forde @ByPatForde]

Never seen security lines like today in the Atlanta airport. Hope to never see them again. So many people missing flights.

[Karen Howell @karenehowell]

Gonna be the most snow in Panama City Beach since Club LaVela closed.

[Ozzy Osbourne @OzzyOsbourne]

This makes my day.  
Up the Villa!