Roger Weatherby

Native Texan. I Run, Bike, Exercise, Love cars, art, food, & Houston Astros. News/weather junkie.

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@mlbtraderumors I think he’s been shown to the city limits. Hopefully to never return.

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@lippyent Look forward, not back!

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@AstrosShoulda Also. You forgot treating Jake a Meyers like $hit.

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@AstrosShoulda Can we flip Bagwell and Crane please

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Final Blame List for why the Astros were terrible

• Joe Espada
• Jim Crane
• Jeff Bagwell
•Not enough hype videos from Bonda
• OGs like Archbishop Deshais who just fell off the face of the earth
• Hunter Brown
• Tatsuya Imai
• Sousa, King, Weiss and other bullpen bed shitters
• Altuve’s defense
• Varsho signing
• Trammel, Wade, and the various bum ass outfielders
• Cam Smith
• Correa’s dainty ankle
• Busted up and broken starters like Ronel Blanco, Javier, Arrighetti and Lance
• Josh Miller
• Jeff Passan
• Ken Rosenthot
• Texans OL
• Nick Caley
• Blum, Kalas and Julia off days
• Dana Brown
• not enough promotional tshirts from Apollo Media (but Ram Shirts, yall are good)
• Astros fans blocked by Chandler and Tags
• Astros fans who block other Astros fans for no reason whatsoever
• Jeremy Peña errors
• Not keeping Dubón cause vibes
• The disappearance of Joey Loperfido
• Christian Walker
• Crawford Boxes specials that other teams hit but we can never seem to
• Removing Tal’s Hill
• VP of Marketing booth interviews
• Yolanda
• Giles
• Ken Paxton, Talerico and all politicians
• Lina Hidalgo and her Rhythm Nation outfit
• Anyone who golfs with Jim Crane
• Brisket prices
• The Wave
• Yainer Diaz
• 790 Callers

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@decibelsports I agree!

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@mshap2 Can I please offer assistance? The answer is No no no no no

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@ChrisYBaldwin We do not want you. No no no

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@lippyent 1

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@astros Embarrassing. Call an uber and send Espada to Sugarland

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@lippyent There was Rock’in Roger. I hated that commercial

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@RyanSnefsky That’s terrible. Very sad.

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@lippyent 5. It still haunts me. I was scared for life and my older brother is still a bully

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@collinmyerswx @astros We’re going to pull this out Colin!!!!

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@decibelsports I’m proud of you! I was going to reply to your other post saying, “Well, now you know” :-)

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@lippyent Wasn’t that the same era of the beautiful Christmas tree 🌲 and the song I’d like to Teach the World to Sing? Good days

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@lippyent Yes. But now all I have to do is punch a button.

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@lippyent Watching the TV with his eyes closed. But instantly woke up if the channel was changed.

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@Olivia_JTrump Jaws

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@astros @Lexus Like to forget Espada, Bagwell and most of those new recruits.