Roger Dingle, J.D., M.B.A.

Swimming through life, waiting for the waves to bring me my next adventure.

Dad of 2, husband, Spuds MacKenzie lover

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Excited to watch my Knicks take on the cheating, flopping Spurs or Thunder. Will be a great series!

Only thing that would make it better is if KAT underwent conversion therapy.

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@truemoo321 One of my favorite gaffs on twitter is when bots turn on themselves. Makes the posts even funnier!

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Success isn’t about what’s in your bank account.

It’s about:
1) having a guy for mulch
2) knowing your grill temperature without checking
6)confidence

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Recently tried a cheesesteak with Cooper Shard. What a horrible taste!

Bring back provolone supremacy!
#whitecheesepower

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@erniefnsherman I’m trying to process the fact that someone born in 2008 could theoretically criticize my lawn.

I had to fire a lot of good landscapers during the financial crisis.

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@chippyslows Student driver stickers have become the emotional support animals of the road.

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@MarkHannaBurner Unbeatable Mark! This is the type of place where a man accidentally spends $140 and feels good about it.

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Grabbing the red and the smoked Gouda and listening to UB40. Life is perfect

#livelaughlove

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LISTEN: The single greatest indicator of wealth is how much adderall you can buy off your buddy who’s mom bribed the doctor to diagnose him with ADHD

#controlledsubstance

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@chasedownleads Success isn’t about what’s in your bank account.

It’s about:

* having a guy for mulch
* knowing your grill temperature without checking
* confidence

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Gentle reminder: wealth isn’t measured in dollars.

It’s measured in:
1) Boat ownership
2) Amount of cheese in your fridge
3) Whether the waiter recognizes you
4) How similar you are to Jon Hamm’s persona

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🚨PSA: ever been defrauded by a pet breeder? I have, here’s some tips so you can avoid this mistake:

1) Don’t believe them when they say the dog is related to Spuds MacKenzie…

or Air Bud

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Was playing soccer with the kiddos the other day and tore my ucl, doctors say it’s irreplaceable. Heartbreaking. #UCLFinal

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I don’t think Trump is smart enough to come up with these Truths. I think someone else is behind them, and I’m determined to get to the bottom of it.

Has anyone see Austin Butler recently?

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Dolores O’Riordan vs. Karen Carpenter

Who wins?

Toss in Sinead O’Conner and you have a series

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@truemoo321 I love this stream of consciousness that seems to be your account. Very informative!

I think that scientists need to study closeted gay men more, and your page offers an intriguing insight into one’s life in the gay Mecca. Keep it up kiddo!

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@truemoo321 Haha kiddo, great post!

I remember when I was your age when I was also gay - luckily, I found my wife who saved me.

You’re taking the scenic route, but you’ll get to the same spot eventually. You’ll meet the right guy. #takingthescenicroute