Roger Sterling

Head of accounts | 1934 Michigan Alum | 2x divorcee | b2b world war champ | Joey Chestnut of Rum & Cokes

[Roger Sterling @RogerSterlingB]

If you told me a couple months ago that KAT would be leading a parade in June, a Knicks championship would not be my first guess as to what parade it was

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@Lions The profile pic makes sense now

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@yalltitanup Merril we’re all good, Kendrick Perkins is here

[Roger Sterling @RogerSterlingB]

@LegionHoops You can trade a player out of the kings but you can’t trade the kings out of the player

[Roger Sterling @RogerSterlingB]

@espnW @AdamSchefter Taylor swift wearing a “Stevie Knicks” shirt is completely disrespectful to actual coke whores

[Roger Sterling @RogerSterlingB]

@kirbyhocutt As someone who also lost money for betting on Indiana football games this past year, will a Texas Tech donor compensate me for my clinically undiagnosed addiction ??

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@MySportsUpdate Unbelievable he won coach of the year after this

[Roger Sterling @RogerSterlingB]

@unscannyx Just swap Bron out for Suggs

[Roger Sterling @RogerSterlingB]

@LSUfootball Lanestein and Coach Orgasm might bring a natty to LSU, but it ain’t coming without an FBI case

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@asbestosman8

[Roger Sterling @RogerSterlingB]

@TShoughtime Get MileDown up and moving around

[Roger Sterling @RogerSterlingB]

The NBA has to have more refs than Tony brothers right? Outside of throwing Scott Foster in for elimination games it’s just that giant fucking caterpillar on the court.

[Roger Sterling @RogerSterlingB]

@RapSheet @AdamSchefter Looking like a 2 game suspension 4 years from now

[Roger Sterling @RogerSterlingB]

@CFBChuckk There’s no way he gets fired for this though? I assume it’ll just be fines & some mid level sanctions at most

[Roger Sterling @RogerSterlingB]

@hennycamenzyn Get minter up and moving around

[Roger Sterling @RogerSterlingB]

Laporta is fr gonna end up as hockenson 2.0

[Ian Rapoport @RapSheet]

The #Lions and star LB Jack Campbell have agreed to terms on a 4-year deal, source said. No fifth-year option, just a big money contract instead.

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Spurs head coach looks like a Skyrim character

[Roger Sterling @RogerSterlingB]

“Melo and T-Mac, tell us what OKC needs to do to repeat as nba champions”

[Roger Sterling @RogerSterlingB]

@NBA @TheRealCocoJ Should’ve fallen on a land mine

[Roger Sterling @RogerSterlingB]

Bball Paul iso fade away jumpshot, Bickerstaff playing tic tac toe on the clipboard