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[Roger_Sterling @Roger_Sterling]

I figured I could get rid of my reading glasses when I started using the dictaphone. I didn't count on threading that damn tape into it.

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@JoanSCDP Some problems take more than a flask. But not much more than a bottle.

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@JoanSCDP It's not a dictaphone tape you'll find in my drawers, although it does sound a lot like that.

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I'm in my office and I'm not to be disturbed. So if anyone needs me, they better find someone else to need.

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@The_Don_Draper Honesty is my middle name and something you don't want to get in the middle of, not that you're in danger of that

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You know, I used to enjoy weekends. But now I spend half the time dazed from a week at SCDP and the other half thinking about next week

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@JoanSCDP You'll always be Joanie to me no matter what you do with your name.

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@JoanSCDP I seem to be missing a tape... Find it and put it with the dictaphone.

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They say time is the only thing that heals a headache like mine. It's either that or hair of the dog.

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Is it my imagination or did Draper just giggle when we passed in the hall?

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@pash1994 I don't find you gals very intimidating -- it's fun when you try. I'm more than happy to let you "intimidate" me over a few drinks

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@Pash1994 By ringing your chimes are you talking about the typewriter bell? Personally, I like my euphemisms like my martinis -- dirty.

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It's nice to know you still have that magic power to turn treasure in to trash @mona_sterling

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@DonDraperSCDP Kids are our greatest treasure... just keep them, and your problems with them, out of the office.

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@outtacontext @isalara As long as I'm not drinking alone,.. Actually, as long as i'm drinking, you're both welcome to join me.

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To: @DonDraperSCDP Re: @DannySiegel I don't think you should be talking about who owes who around here. Besides, the kid might surprise you

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@outtacontext Only if you don't know how to hold your liquor. I hold mine in a highball

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My favorite thing about Fridays is how that long lunch hour blurs into that early happy hour and then it's suddenly cocktail hour and dinner

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@patrixbanx I could come to a bitter end but I can't see it being as bitter as to "end up like Duck" as long as you mix bitters with whiskey

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I'm not one to judge, actually I probably am, but I'm beginning to think @DonDraperSCDP is finding a whole new meaning to "a few drinks"