Rogers and Harris

Rogers and Harris has been a comedy team since 1971. We don't know who you are either.

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#PresidentWhistleBlower

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https://t.co/vJjW2rWw6h

Rat infested

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Memorial for Rogers (of Rogers and Harris) is Saturday, May 4. 11A. 132 N Euclid Ave, Pasadena.

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Damn! Now Trump is saying there are good and bad people on both sides of a flood!

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Boy, do we feel dumb. We paid a $15,000 bribe to get into Cal State San Bernardino.

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@AOC 1) Couch (doubles temporarily as a bed)
2) Refrigerator (if not provided.)
3) towels
4) kitchenware (that's technically a lot of items but lumped together here)
5) Internet router and service

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We've pre-ordered the Ocasio-Cortez @AOC 2020 calendar: 12 months of Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez behind a microphone asking questions. Sexy!

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@angiemcmahon Hopefully he will be "going places."

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Every Valentines Day for Melania is a National Emergency.

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With respect to @james_clapper, the most articulate and attractive of CNN contributors is @maggieNYT .

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Thank you, Stan Lee.

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"Intern grabbing microphone" now #3 search on Pornhub.

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Signed @KamalaHarris' petition to protect the Mueller Investigation! https://t.co/EkvJY2Lrw9

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That lady at the #WhiteHouse who grabs microphones out of reporter's hands.....she's done that to us at a comedy club or two. #PressConference

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Doesn't #JeffSessions have any personal items on his desk? Where's his cardboard box?

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Infinity Flex is either a new #Samsung smart phone or a stripper we once over tipped.

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6 years of Ted Cruz is 42 dog years. So see, the fact we're not dogs is looking at the bright side.

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We can do something fantastic and they can make it look like not good.

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Cancel our vacation plans in Indiana.