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Basic agent-team math at play here.

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From Houston’s perspective, though, there’s value in (1) keeping a cost-controlled WR1 now and (2) potentially recouping a compensatory pick if he walks.

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The noise is from Nico’s camp. His agents can see (1) what he’s realistically projected to earn as a FA, & (2) how much cap space Houston will actually have—even factoring in future increases

They know he’s not getting an extension here. A trade is the clearest path to new deal

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“I remember Reed Shepherd walking into our locker room, and he walked right by me," Reaves said. “And I'm like, what the hell is he coming in our locker room for? He tapped LeBron on the leg, and he said, 'Lace 'em up, it's gonna be a long fucking night.' And he walked out."

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That’s why I’m hosting the 1st Annual Rogue Sports Combine. For those who haven’t played or coached, this is your opportunity to prove you’re qualified to speak to me about sports through a display of physical aptitude.

DM for time/date inquiries.

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I only respect opinions from those who have played or coached at the NCAA or professional level—or anyone who can currently beat me in a race or bench press.

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Dearest Followers,

It has come to my attention that some of you believe my posts are an open forum for free-flowing sports takes. They are not.

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Me wearing my Astros 2017 World Series Championship t-shirt in Los Angeles.

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My center watched himself get drafted on a 42-inch Vizio in a room with folding chairs.

He’s gonna be a generational talent.

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Whole time #RocketsTwitter been arguing over Jalen Green vs Alperen Sengun they’ve been debating the merits of two cheeks on the same ass.

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“And then Tari Eason’s agent asked for $100M…”

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Rafael Stone and Ime Udoka are in the Epstein files and they are having non-procreative sex with Mike Vrabel.

I expect their termination by tomorrow morning @Rockets

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Name a heterosexual space a double jointed man has dominated.

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Ime Udoka and Fred VanVleet in front of Toyota Center when they heard James Harden was coming to stabilize the Rockets offense.

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Me walking back into her life after I told her I changed….knowing I’m gonna be on the same bullshit once I get my nut:

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Texans Fans: “Nick Caserio. Do something! Our offensive line needs help.”

Nick Caserio:

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Nick Caserio won’t sign high-end offensive linemen because it would expose his history of draft busts and bad evaluations at the position…

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How opposing defenses finna have the Texans offensive line: https://t.co/xSdRwDQbFL

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The Texans going from Shaq Mason to Ed Ingram:

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Texans Fans: “Nick Caserio. We need to sign a starting interior lineman.”

Nick Caserio: “Best I can do is a DEI safety.”