Rogue Biden Staff

We are senior-level staffers working directly with POTUS-Elect Biden. Where else are we supposed to vent? Some tweets signed with pseudonyms - TT, JL, SM & more

[Rogue Biden Staff @RogueBidenStaff]

Hey uh Joe you feel like doing anything about the members of Congress & Senate who participated in treason on January 6th or are we just forgetting about that?

[Rogue Biden Staff @RogueBidenStaff]

If you thought that something changed with respect to the way Washington D.C. views Wall Street just because a Democrat was elected President, well I have a couple of $100,000 seat dinners to sell you.

[Rogue Biden Staff @RogueBidenStaff]

Here's how it went down: Wall Street came to the White House two days ago and said, we can't handle this, this will break us, we fucked up. And next thing you know GameStop is blackballed. It's a big club, and you ain't in it.

[Rogue Biden Staff @RogueBidenStaff]

MULTIPLE hedge fund managers were on the phone with the WH today. Wall Street proxies have been circling the Oval Office for the past two days. Guess what they were talking about?

[Rogue Biden Staff @RogueBidenStaff]

@WyattDuncan these all look like they were in aerosmith

[Rogue Biden Staff @RogueBidenStaff]

There’s a lot of back & forth inside the WH about what to do about Trump, whether to release all the *damning* info & prosecute, or let him fade away. In our minds it’s open & shut - duct tape him to a cell block wall. But this is Washington DC, so we will see.

[Rogue Biden Staff @RogueBidenStaff]

@RepMTG @JoeBiden Lady you are a meathead

[Rogue Biden Staff @RogueBidenStaff]

What a remarkable day. Started with a brilliant speech and ended with White House staff removing the Bitcoin mining operation Barron was running from a walk in closet.

[Rogue Biden Staff @RogueBidenStaff]

There were *multiple* old plates of food left inside the resolute desk. Moldy nachos, Chicken Wings, all kinds of goodies. A monsters pantry.

[Rogue Biden Staff @RogueBidenStaff]

Transitioning from the Trump admin is like trying to assume control of a runaway monster truck engulfed in flames, being driven by a meth-head also engulfed in flames while Sisqo’s ‘Thong Song’ plays on an endless loop. -SM

[Rogue Biden Staff @RogueBidenStaff]

this was a TT tweet.

[Rogue Biden Staff @RogueBidenStaff]

For the past two months we have tried to get access to vital diplomatic channels with allies and with enemies but we have been rebuffed, countlessly by the Trump admin (even after their promises). We did, however, speak with the MyPillow guy and we now have Scott Baio's phone #.

[Rogue Biden Staff @RogueBidenStaff]

Over the past 2 weeks we have heard from high-level Trump staffers (actually, have been *cornered* by) who want escape routes, paths to freedom and a future on the outside. They've given us cakes, donuts, cake donuts, gift cards and more. And we've just laughed.

[Rogue Biden Staff @RogueBidenStaff]

@postshaggy @roguesnradvisor what if its both

[Rogue Biden Staff @RogueBidenStaff]

Even in the best of times, the hardest part of any Presidential transition is communication. Now? This is like when humans met Neanderthals. Interns handling intel, diplomats drunk, classified information left in public spaces. Shit. Show.