Derek Von Hawkman 🇨🇦🖖

Canadian. Agoraphobic. Black Cat Daddy. Superman superfan. Neutral Good. Gryffindor House.

He/Him

Depression lies.

[Derek Von Hawkman 🇨🇦🖖 @RogueDerek]

holy shit, I want to see this movie... it sounds like a blast!

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Inde Navarrette will star in a new sci-fi thriller ‘THE WAFFLE HOUSE INDEX’ for Apple.

The film follows a Waffle House waitress who has a terrible night shift featuring a gunman, a mass flood, killer crocodiles, a nuclear explosion, a magical bunker under the Waffle House & aliens.

(Source: https://t.co/xfDOtNhHRR)

[Derek Von Hawkman 🇨🇦🖖 @RogueDerek]

@Nichameleon Okay, "it back".

[Derek Von Hawkman 🇨🇦🖖 @RogueDerek]

@UmbilicusFetish @comicbook_pros *The Golden Voyage of Sinbad* (1973)

[Derek Von Hawkman 🇨🇦🖖 @RogueDerek]

Cutting @KAIRI_official in the middle of a year+ long storyline with @WWEAsuka has to be one of the most notably boneheaded @WWE release decisions in recent memory

#WeWantKairi

[Derek Von Hawkman 🇨🇦🖖 @RogueDerek]

TKO's enshittification of WWE continues

[Derek Von Hawkman 🇨🇦🖖 @RogueDerek]

I crunched the numbers, and Night 1 of #WrestleMania42 had 34% actual wrestling content on the 4 hour event

it's 19.5% if you include the 3 hour preshow

that is ridiculous #CommercialMania

[Derek Von Hawkman 🇨🇦🖖 @RogueDerek]

remember the episode of Friends where Rachel tries to make trifle, but gets the recipe stuck with one for shepherd's pie?

that was the booking in tonight's Cody vs Randy #WrestleMania42 main event

it tasted like feet

[Derek Von Hawkman 🇨🇦🖖 @RogueDerek]

Some people just can not understand that just because they don't like a movie doesn't mean it doesn't have value, and just because they don't understand a movie doesn't mean it has no meaning.

This goes for all art.

[Derek Von Hawkman 🇨🇦🖖 @RogueDerek]

@hcnoel @JamesGunn @Superman I love this, WOW!

[Derek Von Hawkman 🇨🇦🖖 @RogueDerek]

Charlotte Flair, the living glass ceiling that keeps the rest of the women's division down... when she's there. @WWE #RoyalRumble

[Derek Von Hawkman 🇨🇦🖖 @RogueDerek]

@WWE @USANetwork So less of the roster getting TV time and less developed storylines... yippie

[Derek Von Hawkman 🇨🇦🖖 @RogueDerek]

@netflix

[Derek Von Hawkman 🇨🇦🖖 @RogueDerek]

So @WBHomeEnt is releasing a complete series bluray box set of #YoungSheldon but I can't get a bluray of season 3 of #Stargirl

[Derek Von Hawkman 🇨🇦🖖 @RogueDerek]

I'm woefully unfamiliar with @WWENXT product nowadays, watching #NXTBattleground is my first time seeing @SolRucaWWE in action, and I am impressed... she's got a new fan @WWE

[Derek Von Hawkman 🇨🇦🖖 @RogueDerek]

@Pixar This is pure corporate cynicism bullshit

[Derek Von Hawkman 🇨🇦🖖 @RogueDerek]

doesn't the failure of Lightyear disprove the notion of just doing sequels reboots & spinoffs?

@Pixar 's best & most acclaimed films were personal stories that spoke to a universal commonality, what they're talking about is not filmmaking, they're talking about generic product

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Pixar is now focusing on films with “clear mass appeal” with less focus on directors’ “autobiographical tales” like ‘Luca’ and ‘Turning Red’

“The studio’s movies should be less a pursuit of any director’s catharsis & instead speak to a commonality of experience”

(Source: https://t.co/oJr6rwC4pL)

[Derek Von Hawkman 🇨🇦🖖 @RogueDerek]

Finding Nemo, Wall-E, Up, Inside Out, and Coco would never have been made as new original films in this new @Pixar directive... they're talking about carving out the heart and soul of the storytelling that made the company famous, rich, and beloved

[Culture Crave 🍿 @CultureCrave]

Netflix co-CEO Ted Sarandos says #Barbie and #Oppenheimer would have been just as big on Netflix

“There’s no reason to believe that the movie itself is better in any size of screen for all people. My son’s an editor ... he watched ‘Lawrence of Arabia’ on his phone”

(via @nytimes)

[Derek Von Hawkman 🇨🇦🖖 @RogueDerek]

Two hours ago I didn't know who Lyn Rakish was, now I want her to have a redemption arc in a #TalesOfTheEmpire sequel @starwars #FourthSister