My whole life has been running uphill full speed. Until I realized I'd run over the cliff edge. Now I'm just free falling. My entire life is one big ARG.
Does anyone else have a #PlayStation that monitors their location in their own home? The controllers from my #PS4 know when I'm not in the room. If I watch a 2 hour movie, the controllers may still be on afterwards, but if I go to the bathroom for 5 minutes, the power shuts off.
@HeinzTweets Question. Your company created the best thing to come to the dinner table with your spicy ketchup combos but now I can't find the habanero version anywhere. One store near me carries the chipotle & jalapeno, but no habanero. Did you guys stop producing this one?
Why the fuck are ALL my auto pay bills coming out of my account FOUR days early??? Is there a fucking holiday I don't know about? My checking account is so negative right now!!!
I have been prophesizing for YEARS that one day the Times Square #NYC#NYE gathering will be attacked from below, in the sewers. And now, with all the videos of people crawling in and out of the sewers in the city, you bet you won't find me ANYWHERE near THAT party this year.
In case anyone is wondering, the $9.99 #Dominos any Pizza deal comes to $15.88 with taxes and fees if you have it delivered. If you do it, I suggest picking it up.
Since I switched to Verizon, I pay about 56 dollars a month more OR MONTH for my phone service and Internet combined, and my Wi-Fi drops at least 3 times a week when it used to drop... Never. It almost never dropped before. More money does NOT guarantee better service.
My hometown of #EphrataPA has the most ridiculous parking system, that I actively avoid Main Street anymore. Sorry to the businesses I loved and frequented, Creator Barbershop, CJ's, Tacos El Gordo. I just won't park there anymore. They're driving customers away from your shops.
The musician Ren should play a Batman villain, seriously. Except I wouldn't want that to detract or distract from his lyrical genius. But watch his videos. The dude can ACT, too.
Tonight I tried the most disappointing thing I've ever tasted. Hershey's zero sugar chocolate syrup. If anyone could do it, I thought they could. I was wrong. A rare miss for them.
I just got the weirdest email from @Amazon stating that they tried to deliver a package I was expecting this morning but they ran into an issue and will try again later. They didn't mention what kind of issue. I hope the driver wasn't in an accident. If so, I hope everyone is ok.
Since @Snapchat is no help and offers no kind of customer service support, can anyone here tell me how to rotate text after taking a picture so it goes along the landscape mode? Using two fingers does. Not. Work. And that's all I'm seeing from people on the Internet.
Why is the @Walmart website so unusable? You do a search for something, click on a listing, then go back to the search and you have to redo all the filters or it completely changes your search terms. Ridiculous. Guess I'm sticking with Amazon.
Let's not forget that Gabriela Rico Jimenez was trying to warn us about high ranking elected officials cannibalizing humans way back in 2010, long before the whole Epstein thing came to light. And look what happened to her.