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Shirt Brother, you gotta help me. I'm in deep fuckin trouble over here

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EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU'RE DOING.....WE'RE GOING TO THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP!!!!!

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Why did the tennis player get his eyes checked?

Bc he was seeing doubles

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My arrival in Chicago gives a whole new meaning to the question "wheres the beef?"

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VT fans should be embarrassed for rushing the field after beating 3-8 UVA. Absolute clowns.

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@DeRonduhh Would

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If I see one more mid-ass 6-strand xmas light setup from a self-described "Griswold" I'm gonna be bringing the xmas Fights

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One of my favorite parts of seeing my nieces and nephew is finding opportunities to tell them that the police are bad

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tried to listen to the new ultra-ambient Three Stacks album at work today but I'm "not allowed to do drugs in the office" so a 12 min song called "I Swear, I Really Wanted To Make A Rap Album But This Is Literally The Way The Wind Blew Me This Time" is wasted on me for the moment

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front runner for Strangest Accent I've Ever Heard: a french Canadian that has spent half his life in the american south

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Convinced DraftKings gives easier-to-hit props on these early morning Europe nfl games so you feel hot and give it all back on afternoon games with tougher props

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@Zgr1nn88

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"Lemme tell ya somethin... bustin makes me feel good" might be the most inappropriate lyric in a family friendly song ever

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If you're a business owner and you don't have access to a version of your logo that has a transparent background, you're a shitty business owner.

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@ItsChrissyB_tch

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Attention Deficit Disorder: I have the same email open on my phone and my laptop

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See what I dont understand is all you stupid fucks who oppose the US giving the Ukraine any support but at the same time are vehemently for the US intervening in the Israel/Hamas unpleasantry.

Then you have the extra fucking stupid "this is all staged by us govt" idiots.

FUCK

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you know it's almost hockey season when I'm so fucking busy my steps and flights of stairs for the day are done by 10am

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@Panthers Naming a player a team captain while they're actively holding out on the team for more money is some astonishingly dumb shit and supremely on-brand for the perpetual joke that is my favorite NFL team

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Clearing some old shit off my phone and stumbled across this gem. THIS is the man that half of this country worships #NeverForget

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@BlackBroseidon I'm just tired of her deleting all her stuff when she realizes she was wrong/should never have posted all her goddamn business on the internet

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The local FB Drama Couple is breaking up and it's just incredible to be a spectator