:33 nepeta leijon irl🐊

:33 hewwo guys it's me nepeta! and uhh y33 i'm a sigma male
Maps|Fuji*shis|Dream stans Please DNI!
(not Andrew Hussie didn't do Homestuck)

[:33 nepeta leijon irl🐊 @RogueOfHeartAC]

:33 < woah so equius showed me this thing called "twitter" so meow i have an account i guess?

#parodyaccount #parody #Homestuck #Homestuckparody #parodyacc #nepeta #equius

[Arty the Spectacular Bun 🐇 @SuperiorGothBun]

@RoyalFamily The prophecy… now we shall see if it will come to pass

[Shark OTD ! 🦈 @SharksOTD]

Today's special shark of the day is Deep Blue from Real Life!

She is one of the largest great white sharks to ever be recorded at about 6.1m (20ft) long and >2000 kg (4400 lbs)!

[daily sea enemies @dailyseaenemies]

sea enemy of the day: the wels catfish!

[:33 nepeta leijon irl🐊 @RogueOfHeartAC]

@chiIdescara HUH

[:33 nepeta leijon irl🐊 @RogueOfHeartAC]

@chiIdescara Please don't tell me it's another white Kai- cuz the amount of them is astonishing

[:33 nepeta leijon irl🐊 @RogueOfHeartAC]

@OtdHorror Same,, i left otd Twitter and then i see notifications Abt CannibaIism

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:33< sorry im not on twitter im just a cave gamerr

[:33 nepeta leijon irl🐊 @RogueOfHeartAC]

:33< these books look purrty tastey

[:33 nepeta leijon irl🐊 @RogueOfHeartAC]

:33< who would pawwsibly eat them??

[:33 nepeta leijon irl🐊 @RogueOfHeartAC]

i'm gonna go higher; i'm pissing on the moon! how do you like that, hussie?! i pissed on the moon, you idiot!

you have twenty-thr33 hours befure the piss d r o p l e t s hit the fucking earth, meow get outta my fucking sight, befure i piss on you too!

[:33 nepeta leijon irl🐊 @RogueOfHeartAC]

:33 < i've come to make an announcement gamz33's a bitch-ass meowtherfucker, he pissed on my fucking moirail. that's right, he took his alien-fuckin' squiggly dick out and he pissed on my fucking moirail, and he said his dick was "this big," and i said "that's disgusting,"

[:33 nepeta leijon irl🐊 @RogueOfHeartAC]

look at that, it looks like two balls and a bong. he fucked my moirail, so guess what, i'm gonna fuck the earth. that's right, this is what you get: my supur laser piss!! except i'm not gonna piss on the earth,

[:33 nepeta leijon irl🐊 @RogueOfHeartAC]

@MEGAIOVANlA :33 < you are nefurr safe

[:33 nepeta leijon irl🐊 @RogueOfHeartAC]

:33 < nepeta cube era

[:33 nepeta leijon irl🐊 @RogueOfHeartAC]

:33 < i've b33n trash compacted into a cube :3

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@MaidOfTimeAA :33 < the reason that this is the case is beclaws people go around shaking coconut tr33s more than sharks! if more people went around shaking sharks this would be a very different statistic!