Rogue

I am a one eyed feline comedian. Big boobs,motorboating and beer make me feel good. I also like my butt rubbed.

[Gráinne Maguire @GrainneMaguire]

😘 to all the women tweeting @EndaKennyTD their period news. They can take our human rights, but they'll never take our humour #repealthe8th

[Rogue @RogueSaysWhat]

If I was in the war I'd beat off Hitler.
But not in a sexy way.

[Rogue @RogueSaysWhat]

What do you call a cat that just ate a whole duck?
A duck filled fatty pus.

[Rogue @RogueSaysWhat]

Fur coats mostly make women look like prostitutes.

[Doug Benson @DougBenson]

Watching THE GIRL WITH THE DRAGON TATTOO with my mother won't be weird, right?

[Rogue @RogueSaysWhat]

BRRRrrrraggggggg!!!!
#duranlive

[Rogue @RogueSaysWhat]

There are so many fat people renting carts at theme parks. Particularly loved one extremely fat woman screeching "Slow Down"! to her family.

[Rogue @RogueSaysWhat]

I like long walks on the beach and your mom. And in that specific order.

[Rogue @RogueSaysWhat]

My mom is not is not a sourse of humarous senarios.

[Rogue @RogueSaysWhat]

Your mom is a joke.

[Rogue @RogueSaysWhat]

I can see Green Lantern's ring from here!

[Rogue @RogueSaysWhat]

http://t.co/FImfLY6

[Rogue @RogueSaysWhat]

Oh wait. Was she a great big fat lady?

[Rogue @RogueSaysWhat]

If Superman flew around the world fast enough would he go up his own ass?

[Rogue @RogueSaysWhat]

Naked guy walks into a bar and says, "Gimme a stiff one". Bar tender says, "looks like you already got one".