Rogue Schmidt

voted Chicago’s best comedian by @chicago_reader

[Rogue Schmidt @RogueSchmidt]

If they do a live action remake of Frosty the snowman, casting as follows:

Frosty- Jelly Roll
Evil Magician- Christoph Waltz
Karen- best kid that rural America community theater has (make it a competition like SMASH)

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I am a lesbian—however when I dance to Move Ya Body by Nina Sky, it’s for the fellas

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#halloween #parkerposey #bisexual

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Uncrustables are getting me through

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It’s not brat summer anymore it’s CPAP summer hunni #charli

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GOD I miss speed dial

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WHADDUP media! I’m Rogue Schmidt, voted Chicago’s Best Comedian by @Chicago_Reader I’m debuting my solo show, The Locker Room, at Fringe this tonight. Only come if you’re ready to get swept up in the satire. #tweetthemedia

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Tonight’s the first night of my solo show, The Locker Room, at #edfringe pull through at 11:25pm aka 23:25 for 50 minutes of comedy, heart, sweat and satire. Secure your tickets at https://t.co/mZeX1yDdAO #EdinburghFringe

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I’m going 7 mph over the speed limit, I’m blasting boom boom pow, I’m eating sushi while driving — this is the queer experience