Damon | Parody |

Go to hell. #Rogue //Roleplay account. Not real. Parody. 21+ MV//

[Damon | Parody | @RogueStud]

Hey, guys. Damon Salvatore here. I take every issue people have with me /very/ seriously. So, if you have one, please... Do me a favour? Just hit that blue button and take a hike.

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@DuplicitousSin Wouldn't that be something.

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@BloodyMaryBabe_ Why though?

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@TelepathofArea5 Stunning little fairy.

[Damon | Parody | @RogueStud]

@SexySlayerFaith Buffy Summers.

[Damon | Parody | @RogueStud]

@sempersuperstes

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@sempersuperstes Sounds like you're threatening a good time to me.

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@sempersuperstes See? It's doing it again.

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*he arches a brow towards the brunette, snorting softly* I have carved a smile once or twice...

[𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭 𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐚𝐲. @BloodyMaryBabe_]

“You’re not a smoker? Midnight toker?” Scarlett tilted her head dramatically, maybe he’ll get the reference.

“Ohhh… or maybe even a joker?”

[Damon | Parody | @RogueStud]

That'll do it.

[𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭 𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐚𝐲. @BloodyMaryBabe_]

Neither do I. I’m a little high.

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I have no idea what you're talking about.

[𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭 𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐚𝐲. @BloodyMaryBabe_]

“Sounds like someone’s projecting again.

…..Should I grab you a journal or a therapist?”

[Damon | Parody | @RogueStud]

Be careful what you wish for.

[𝐒𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐥𝐞𝐭𝐭 𝐇𝐨𝐥𝐥𝐨𝐰𝐚𝐲. @BloodyMaryBabe_]

Dracula Day hmm?

Where’s my Damon Salvatore? Huh?

Or Eric Northman.

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@MagicByMills Have you now? How fortunate for me.

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@MagicByMills Well aren't you a witty one.

[Damon | Parody | @RogueStud]

@MagicByMills Yeah, that was some amount of sarcasm on my part.