Rogue Teabag

Male. 36. Odd sense of humour. Shift worker and usually sleep deprived. Married with 2 kids.
Brought to you by Red Bull and Ibuprofen.

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@CameronGTait @TheKennyDevine Nothing goes with a natural disaster better than a custard tart.

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@brianglenntv The problem isn't what he wears.
The problem is that he's made Putin look foolish. So you all line up to criticise something foolish to appease your paymaster/ Daddy figure.

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@Alexdelaflor Looks like a little cloud, so Nimbus?

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@RespectfulMemes I want protection, but like to keep my clothing choices low key. I'll say Great Helm.

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@nyladoge @RespectfulMemes I can see that being effective.
Launch dog at tank.
Tank crew leave tank to more effectively pat dog.
Disarm crew.

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@GreatChinggis "Now my shoulder is ouchie, and everyone is being mean.
This sucks.
I'm the real victim here."
Sincerely,
Virat Kohli

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@GreatChinggis I think this is the most likely statement:

"I'm a very special boy, and nothing is ever my fault. Not only is Konstas a teen upstart who hurt my feelings by playing well, he didn't even get out of my way when I decided to intimidate him, and wasn't intimidated properly.

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@revisitorSam @cricketcomau All he has done is confirm that he's a sook.

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@australian "And even the sky blackens, and the prospect is war,
Who's given a gun, and then pushed to the fore?
And expected to die for the land of our birth?
'Tho we've never owned one lousy handful of earth..."

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@aspiringpeasant The thing I always wonder about inefficient public sector admin: how much inefficiency is baked in so the public sector doesn't make the private sector look worse?

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@onIychloexhalle I'm guessing the food inside isn't too great, so she's smuggling snacks in.
Likely enough to share.

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@fictillius As long as you're happy to take responsibility for all the deaths from unmodified NIFs, why not?

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@Smegmun @sophfyfe @BakersDelightAU Just another statement of fact.

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@isaac_hauser @sophfyfe @BakersDelightAU That's right. And it's the chairman of the board who handles the deliveries.

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@Smegmun @sophfyfe @BakersDelightAU Ah, I misunderstood.
I thought the issue at hand was me believing a story I have absolutely no reason to disbelieve.
You want me to convince you.
What were you saying before about confirmation bias?
I don't give a stuff what you believe, you're a blow hard.

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@DuncanMcNab @GemmaTognini @sophfyfe @BakersDelightAU There is an exit from North Sydney station directly into the plaza.
Baker's Delight is located right by that entrance.
North Sydney Station is a train crew meal break location.
The store franchisee has form as someone who argues with customers.

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@Smegmun @sophfyfe @BakersDelightAU No, I saw you say that.
I disregarded it, because (while it was a post in a railway employee FB group, not on Twitter), I contacted someone with first-hand knowledge of the store, and they confirmed that the franchisee is the kind of tool who would do exactly what was described.

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@isaac_hauser @sophfyfe @BakersDelightAU I'm certain CEO #2 was out the back bringing in more flour.
It's the only possible explanation.

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@Smegmun @sophfyfe @BakersDelightAU No, nothing you say will change my mind because A) your point is daft and B) Did you see the part where I spoke to someone who works there?

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@isaac_hauser @sophfyfe @BakersDelightAU Wait, you mean the CEO of a major company DOESN'T spend their day slinging rolls?!