Clint Barton.

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[Clint Barton. @RoguishArcher]

Hᴀɪʟ Hᴀᴡᴋᴇʏᴇ.

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[Clint Barton. @RoguishArcher]

He misses Dog Cops...

[Clint Barton. @RoguishArcher]

Has changed his mind.

Venom, he is free this weekend.

[Rogers. @SmithsonianCap]

Why? They’ll be too big on him.

[Clint Barton. @RoguishArcher]

Gonna steal all his two sizes too small shirts.

[Rogers. @SmithsonianCap]

Again, same thing.

[Clint Barton. @RoguishArcher]

This is why he's been stealing Steve's shit.

[Rogers. @SmithsonianCap]

They know. They just don’t care.

[Clint Barton. @RoguishArcher]

It's been 3 weeks and no one has found him hiding in the vents.

[Clint Barton. @RoguishArcher]

Yeah, he can almost stand up in them.

Cue some upside down pouting.

[Clint Barton. @RoguishArcher]

They're Clint sized.

But, Steeeeeve!

[Clint Barton. @RoguishArcher]

It's his home away from home.

Depends on if that coffee is being shared.

[Clint Barton. @RoguishArcher]

Chants,

"Coffee! Coffee! Coffee!"

[Clint Barton. @RoguishArcher]

Drags himself halfway outta the vents in the ceiling to hang out the opening and stare at the coffee pot.

[Clint Barton. @RoguishArcher]

Sorry...

[ᴅɪʀ. ᴘᴇɢɢʏ ᴄᴀʀᴛᴇʀ. @FounderOfShield]

She’s tired. Leave her alone.

[Clint Barton. @RoguishArcher]

🥺

[ᴅɪʀ. ᴘᴇɢɢʏ ᴄᴀʀᴛᴇʀ. @FounderOfShield]

Oh.

Rubs her hand over her face.

[Clint Barton. @RoguishArcher]

itwasasexjoke.

[ᴅɪʀ. ᴘᴇɢɢʏ ᴄᴀʀᴛᴇʀ. @FounderOfShield]

Why would he be sorry?

[Clint Barton. @RoguishArcher]

He's very not sorry.

[ᴅɪʀ. ᴘᴇɢɢʏ ᴄᴀʀᴛᴇʀ. @FounderOfShield]

Loud yawning.

She’s only had 5 hours of sleep.

[Clint Barton. @RoguishArcher]

They do this thing with their tongue that gawtdayum.

[𝓇𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿, 𝘀𝗲𝘅 𝘀𝘆𝗺𝗯𝗼𝗹. @arustingheart]

I mean— I do love a good codependency.

[Clint Barton. @RoguishArcher]

Careful, they're very handsy.

[𝓇𝗼𝗰𝗸𝘀𝘁𝗮𝗿, 𝘀𝗲𝘅 𝘀𝘆𝗺𝗯𝗼𝗹. @arustingheart]

Staying away from symbiotes for, like, everyone’s sake.

[Clint Barton. @RoguishArcher]

Okay, true-

[alongcamewidow.bsky.social @AlongCameWidow]

I always choose violence

[Clint Barton. @RoguishArcher]

"Constant vigilance!"

[alongcamewidow.bsky.social @AlongCameWidow]

“That’s what you say, because we find them in all the damn places.
The bathroom, really??”

[Clint Barton. @RoguishArcher]

"I keep them in different places!"

[alongcamewidow.bsky.social @AlongCameWidow]

“The fact that I have to make sure I have an extra quiver and bow for you....”