Rohan Azad

Introvert in life | Extrovert on Twitter

[Rohan Azad @RohanAzad1]

yes my upbringing is bad now what to do madar**od

(me in therapy)

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Elated to see Bihar playing the FIFA World Cup.

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Reality show idea-

Traumatina

A dance competition for people with depression

Judging criteria:
• Rhythm
• Expression
• Ability to stare into the void between songs

[Rohan Azad @RohanAzad1]

Wasting my whole day while destroying my mental peace is my Naash Equilibrium.

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Me to my trainer: "you're asking me to run in the sun...wohi dhoop jisme khade hoke babu dakait ko lakwa maar gaya tha..."

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Isn't Sun an Air-fryer?

[Daily Roman Updates @UpdatingOnRome]

If Julius Caesar was born today he would be a baby.

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Why call it 'Abandonment issues' but not 'Art of leaving'.

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@fay_alif Wait till you hear about Kamlesh. Kam and Less.

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Bollywood idea: two big stars play overweight people who meet, fall in love, and slowly get fitter as the story goes on.

Shoot it in reverse (fit to heavy) so the transformation feels real. BTS would be interesting.

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@sahkhan I think the batting has become more clinical in today's time, hence there is no room for error in bowling. Part-timers are prone to bowl 1-2 bad balls in an over which would release the pressure on batting team.

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Key is to have 2-3 genuine allrounders in the team.
Hardik's and Axar's injury during 2023 ODI WC resulted in an imbalance, which got exposed in the finals.
We are/were miles ahead otherwise. Finally a pure domination by ICT in the cricketing world.
❤️❤️❤️
#ChampionsTrophy2025

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Losing in Rock-Paper-Scissors is as difficult as winning.

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Gaurav Gera keeps finding new ways to befriend a Jassi.

#Dhurandhar2‌

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Why call it 'Mild anger' but not 'AveRage'

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@kocharpulkit Trivia: The male singer of Ruby Ruby is actually the brother of the female lead of Permanent Roommates (of course, you'd know this already!)

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@kocharpulkit Ruby Ruby (Sanju)
Sooha Saaha (Highway)
Patakha Guddi (Highway)
Wat Wat (Tamasha)
Rait Zara Si (Atrangi Re)
Ishq Mitaye (Chamkila)
Khulke Jeene Ka (Dil Bechara)

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Ladies one at a time please 🔥♥️

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How me and my friends look together outside.

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@Mubarak_mubious They can explain complexities in simple terms.

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Why call it a 'Literature festival' but not 'Book my show'