Interviewer: Tell me, why should i hire you?
Applicant: I'm a quick learner and can adapt to any given situation.
Interviewer: For how many years have you been living in Bengaluru?
Applicant: 15 years, sir.
Interviewer: So, you know Kannada.
Applicant: Sorry, sir, kannad gothilla.
Interviewer: ಎದ್ದೇಳೋ ಬೋಳಿ ಮಗನೆ...
#kannada
CJP Supporter Sonakshi Sinha and Zaheer Iqbal caught doing staged promotion of their movie "Tu hai meri Kiran"!!
The couple posted a video of visiting a housefull show of Tu Hai Meri Kiran and people appreciating the movie!!
But the collections speaks a different story!!
Day 1 : 14 Lakhs, Day 2 : 10 Lakhs, Day 3 : 10 Lakhs, Day 4 : 3 Lakhs, Day 5 : 2 Lakhs, Day 6 : 3 Lakhs!!
World wide collection: 34 Lakhs!!
The movie is unable to collect 1 crore in a week and they spending lakhs on Promotions!!
BJP also need to focus more on footpaths, cycle tracks, parks, and strict litter laws instead of just big highways & expressways. Since 90% of Indians don't own a car, fixing these local issues will make everyday life much easier for most people.
BJP buffoons fall prey so easily
In communication, deliberate misspelling is a strategy to gain attention.
It’s called Typo Marketing.
Thank you for amplifying @RahulGandhi ji’s tweet on Tata by desperately pointing out Sitaraman misspelt.
Hahhahaha!
Sania Mirza’s ex husband is reportedly preparing for his fourth marriage, following Islam, while Sania donated land meant for a tennis training academy to a mosque.
She could empower thousands of women through tennis training, but Indian feminism is dying everyday.