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I tweet because I can; therefore I am. Morons love this bio, I'm glad you like it.

[Yomu 🥞🍡 ふわもちよむ @yomufuwamochi]

Due to financial reasons I’ve decided start making more ‘adult content’ so starting tomorrow I'll be posting about back pain, hair loss, taxes and how the next generation is ruining society

[Kijana Ya KU 🎓 @Iam_kuria1]

Hapa kuheal labda therapist atoke WHO🤣🤣

[valking ♔ @_VALKlNG]

This is the funniest GIF right now 🤣🤣

[Boo @333too3]

I'm Still thinking about a lady who bought my toaster on FB Marketplace, and showed up with a slice of bread to test it.

[YBG Don @cocotresco]

My dad keeps proving to me that there’s levels to this thumbs up emoji shit

[Saddique Shaban @SaddiqueShaban]

Matiangi once said that former police chief Mutyambai refused to accept William Ruto's tender for police uniforms.

Ruto fired Mutyambai in 2023 and took over that tender for making the police uniforms-which he will now unveil himself.

Criminal enterprise.

[Brejin @iambrejin]

Kenyans demanded to see a page where Oscar Sudi left a condolence message. Sudi writes in Akkadian, an ancient language used by geniuses in Mesopotamia.

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

Standing means it's an easy fix. If they pull a chair over and sit down you’re in serious trouble

[Malolo @Vuyo_Tibini]

What makes this even more funny is that his also dummying his own teammates, cause their genuinely expecting the pass

[Tactile Fremitus @Ambrosec13Chege]

Nilienda interview vile my turn ilifika nikaaingia kwa panel ya watu 8.i was confused sikujua niwasalimie au ninyamaze nijikalishe kwa kiti. Mimi huyoo nikaamua kuketi..hiyo kiti ilikua ile ya kufinya hapo kwa mkono alafu inapanda juu au inateremka. Mimi huyoo nikafinya coz ilikua imeteremka chini sana na nilikua mfupi. Aki kiti ilipanda hadi juu interviewers wakaanza kuniangalilia chini. Yani nilipanda juu hadi nikapita meza.. Nikafınya unirudishe chini kiti nayo ikanipeleka hadi nikapotelea chini ya meza.. All this time naangaliwa tu... I had to stand up and leave without saying a word.
Nairobi sirudi acha tu nikae Othaya.

[17• @sergetrevorr]

Le temps que la télé se mette en marche, Manchester United est déjà mené 3-0 mdrrrrrrrrr

[Big_Hut🧩 @Hutman_rm]

He even hit the “siuuu” after scoring.

Ronaldo’s influence everywhere😂🐐

[Mutati @_Mutati]

Panua miguu kiasi nione Ruto dia.

[Rugi @mercymurugi]

How I remember you

[lemon 🍋 @lemonsquirt3d]

George Bush didn't do 9/11 until he was 55. Don't lose your passion and curiosity, you have time.

[🀄️❤️ @Dharmilolarr01]

Gawd 😭😭😭😭😭😭

[BakerMuse @MuseBaker]

- Osama Bin Laden in 2001

[Weagle @Weaglelol]

When your boy hits his first parlay

[sammm ☆ @onlysammms]

modern day Aristotle, socrates and plato