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I tweet because I can; therefore I am. Morons love this bio, I'm glad you like it.

[CODE 14 😜🔥 @newto_code_14]

Huku kwangu ni ugali mayai back to back beef labda yangu na baba Charlene

[Fred @Fedrickkkkkk]

I don die

[Nanyuki Billionaire🇰🇪 @lewis_ngunyi]

Government wants your SACCO money because the World Bank has conditions around transparency that they simply will not comply with.

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

The audit reveals that Finsprint, a private firm involved in the SHA payment system, deducts a 2% fee from every payment made to hospitals before the money is sent.

Strangely, it also says the firm's majority shareholder has no verifiable address.

[AKIN-MADE @bibzyCarter]

My brothers and I have retired from one-sided relationships. We value reciprocity now. If that makes us princesses, so be it.

[Joe @electionsjoe]

This may be the funniest image of the entire Trump administration.

[Vino @15x0xx]

Wife or not, priorities come first 😭🤷

[Douglas A. Boneparth @dougboneparth]

I like jokes.

But jokes about air conditioners?

Not a fan.

[katie @katefeetie]

pleasantly surprised the Empire State Building climb stunt wasn’t branded content. glad people are still just doing shit sometimes

[Wamutahi @Son_of_Laikipia]

His Children. Our children

[Fesshole🧻 @fesshole]

I only realised why Ray-Bans are called ray bans. I'm 40.

[unc @tmoyuvat]

Kwa mazishi yangu mwanamke akitoa pesa arudishiwe.

[Mzalendo Mūtemi wa Kīama @MutemiWaKiama]

😎😎😎

[Elnathan John @elnathan_john]

I am impressed by this. Not by their climbing or bypassing security. But to be such a specific kind of crazy, that requires not just bravado but also great skill, and to find someone exactly as crazy, as skilful, as willing, who even happens to look like you and to have them be in love with you... few people will ever be so lucky, few people will ever live life so fully. To be lucky to find this, you don't need to live 80 or 90 years. They have already lived a hundred lives.

[Gay Interrupted @TwinkTheory]

Being this hot and climbing the Empire State Building in a proposal stunt as heterosexuals oh baby the straights really said July 1 faggots to the BACK

[Moe @moneyacademyKE]

Japan has confirmed that construction of the Sh85 billion Mombasa Gate Bridge will begin under its Official Development Assistance programme.

The 1.4km bridge will replace the Likoni Ferry with a permanent four-lane road link connecting Mombasa Island and the South Coast

[Weed Porn @WeedPorns]

The best marketing I’ve ever seen 😂

[Verified @njiiru]

sema, njagi chan here

[Eric @amerix]

Kumbe ni wewe uliandika ile post ya WSR?

Why choke sentences?