Roland Martinez

God & Family | StMU & KΣ Alumnus |UTHSCSA ‘24

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

4 year old me watching Dora & Boots head the wrong direction

[San Antonio Spurs @spurs]

Thank you, Coach Pop, for your brilliance on and off the court. We look forward to our next chapter together.

[Mrs. Butters 🥧 @MrsButters]

Payton McNabb is a dirty dirty grifter and serial liar just like Velveeta Voldemort.

Nothing said at the SOTU address was accurate.

She also likes to film people in the bathroom like Nancy Mace.

[Barstool Sports @barstoolsports]

SLAM DUNK HOLE IN ONE AT THE 16TH AND BEERS ARE FLYING ONTO THE COURSE AT THE PEOPLE’S OPEN @ForePlayPod

[Texas Football @TexasFootball]

Breaking: the big guy is headed to Arlington 🤘 @TexasMascot

[Nash @NashTalksTexas]

My true feelings after beating Clemson

[Alex Stockwell @alexrstockwell]

And the Lord said: Hook ‘em

[Nash @NashTalksTexas]

It's obviously gonna be Arch Manning

[Paulo Flores @pcflores1318]

Wanna see a grown man cry? …. Holy smokes! 😢
@AGENT0__ Hope to see you on the field soon my man! 🤘🏼

[MartinTalkCowboys @DAK_4_MVP]

Being a Cowboys and Longhorns fan isn't for the weak......

[Kathryn @TexBlonde05]

Last one I promise!

Well maybe…

#12thMan

[Nash @NashTalksTexas]

My hero.

[the washed targaryen @HiroProtoganist]

me to every texas football senior today as they run across the field to hug sark

[College GameDay @CollegeGameDay]

We love you, Ben ❤️

@KirkHerbstreit pays tribute to his best friend 🐶

[Jordan Whittington @J_Whitt3]

Give us that #1 back 🤘🏽🤣