Ranty Stick Guy

People call me Ranty Stick Guy because that's my name. I'm always ranting and/or talking shit about RP. Don't take me srsly or you'll suffer.

[Ranty Stick Guy @RolePlayRants]

hey

what the fuck why am i here

[Ranty Stick Guy @RolePlayRants]

@SassyWaifu tf u want

[Ranty Stick Guy @RolePlayRants]

See you guys in a year or so.

Keep RPing.

[Ranty Stick Guy @RolePlayRants]

Sometimes, I wonder what the old me'd say

if he could see the way shit is today.

He'd probably say that everything is gay
(like happy)

What's my name? What's my name?

[Ranty Stick Guy @RolePlayRants]

*slash. slash. slash. slash. slash.*

[Ranty Stick Guy @RolePlayRants]

Time to go

*disappears*

[Ranty Stick Guy @RolePlayRants]

Still hate you, @ImaginedSOLDIER.

And you, @SummoningBallad.

Never forget.

[Ranty Stick Guy @RolePlayRants]

why is open rp still shit?

oh, no

this is the bad timeline

[Ranty Stick Guy @RolePlayRants]

Why am I still alive?

[Ranty Stick Guy @RolePlayRants]

@LegendOfSpryte Yeah. It hurts.

[Ranty Stick Guy @RolePlayRants]

Holy crap.

You're still here.

@FemaleNephilimV

[Ranty Stick Guy @RolePlayRants]

@FemaleNephilimV Hard is my eternal mood. Yes.

[Ranty Stick Guy @RolePlayRants]

@LegendOfSpryte I can't die.

[Ranty Stick Guy @RolePlayRants]

Ranty is bac—

*Turns to his writer.*

Oh, shit. Really? Well, I tried.

*Turns to the audience.*

Ranty's not back.

[Ranty Stick Guy @RolePlayRants]

@FemaleNephilimV Same, but I draw the line after "hard"

[Ranty Stick Guy @RolePlayRants]

*has been rping since he left*

*coughs ink*

*covid question mark¿*

[Ranty Stick Guy @RolePlayRants]

I literally disappear for years and you people are still playing pretend on the internet. Pathetic.

[Ranty Stick Guy @RolePlayRants]

Are you still alive?

@ImaginedSOLDIER

[Ranty Stick Guy @RolePlayRants]

Is OpenRP still relevant?

[Ranty Stick Guy @RolePlayRants]

@faunaboba Who?

[Ranty Stick Guy @RolePlayRants]

Bye.