Michael Diner II

I’m known for simmerin’ a mean gravy

[David DeWitt @DC_DeWitt]

Here's the real kick about how Trump's tariffs are going to hike prices for everything: Once that happens, even if the tariffs go away, the prices are never, ever going back down again.

[Spectre @spectre0799]

DOGTOOTH but the beat is Int'l Players Anthem

[grantis @Grantpa23]

Still laughing at this

[It’s T As In… @T__asIn]

You wouldn’t get it dawg https://t.co/oO4bqYtJ16

[fig Newton @boyfriendabuser]

Yeah

[Michael Diner II @RoleyRiles]

I am tired

[Michael Diner II @RoleyRiles]

My roommate just came out to tell me he will be “drilling and sawing shit all night” and then proceeds to complain to me about how he has to do that

[Dom2K @Dom_2k]

Oh this is hilarious

[Michael Diner II @RoleyRiles]

@zootdidit @malik8120640 @THESLUMPGOD Who tf you doin promo with w 1.2k followers 😭😭

[Sir Ski Mask @THESLUMPGOD]

Sounds Kinda Familiar

[Jeremiah Johnson 🌐 @JeremiahDJohns]

Have you seen the deadbeat breakdancing dad get double-reverse-milkshake-ducked?

It all starts with this clip going viral: A daughter talks about how her dad abandoned the family to pursue amateur breakdancing.

[Seasonal Clickfarm Worker @ClickingSeason]

Who’s gonna tell him

[my life is a living hell. every minute is torture @on_da_spectrum]

{two episodes into True Detective Season 1} Ohhh I get it… the point of the show is that I’m supposed to model all my real life behaviors and personality after Matthew McConaughey’s character…

[Justin Allen @Jallen_Town]

RIP to “The Star”

[MrBeast @MrBeast]

I’m gonna give 10 random people that repost this and follow me $25,000 for fun (the $250,000 my X video made)

I’ll pick the winners in 72 hours

[Arnaud Bertrand @RnaudBertrand]

You can only mine a university like this if it's not an active fighting zone, otherwise you'd bomb it.

Meaning destroying the university wasn't done to hunt Hamas fighters there but instead as part of an effort to destroy Gazan civil society, presumably to prevent the eventual resumption of normal life.

This is further confirmed by the fact that ALL universities in Gaza have now been damaged or destroyed.

[vince @vincestaples]

The Vince Staples Show, on Netflix. Trailer drops tomorrow 🍿

[Michael Diner II @RoleyRiles]

Give that man a life-long contract!

[Brad Ziegler @BradZiegler]

Jack Jones wins the Biggest Prick in the Entire NFL Award.

Offers a ball to a kid, then pulls it away when the kid reaches for it.